He is trolling!

u are very weird
funny but too unserious
I wonder why u act the way u do sometimes,
hope you dont have self esteem issues in d real world

la_creame: u are very weird
funny but too unserious
I wonder why u act the way u do sometimes,
hope you dont have self esteem issues in d real world

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That was a little too close for comfort. Are you a shrink, perhaps?

Is that you on your profile?

8/10

Caracta: Is that you on your profile?

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Yeah. Why?

SimonAndal:
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Yeah. Why?

You don't look 19. You actually look bigger than i expected. I was expecting a little teenage boy with lollipop or caprisone!

Caracta:

You don't look 19. You actually look bigger than i expected. I was expecting a little teenage boy with lollipop or caprisone!

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LMAO! Guess you haven't seen an ajebo before. Lol @caprisone

SimonAndal:
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LMAO! Guess you haven't seen an ajebo before. Lol @caprisone

Maybe. I was expecting you to be very thin too. Not slim...THIN. Light-skinned, curly hair, high cheek bones, thick eyebrows and short.

Well...i'm impressed. You are a fine boy.

@topic, i think you are a spoilt brat who likes playing games in a dark room. No chores. Study a little, play games, surf the web and sleep.
You are intelligent but likes putting up the "unserious" attitude.

Caracta:

Maybe. I was expecting you to be very thin too. Not slim...THIN. Light-skinned, curly hair, high cheek bones, thick eyebrows and short.

Well...i'm impressed. You are a fine boy.

@topic, i think you are a spoilt brat who likes playing games in a dark room. No chores. Study a little, play games, surf the web and sleep.

Lololol. Simon the Troll I hail you.

Caracta:

Maybe. I was expecting you to be very thin too. Not slim...THIN. Light-skinned, curly hair, high cheek bones, thick eyebrows and short.

Well...i'm impressed. You are a fine boy.

@topic, i think you are a spoilt brat who likes playing games in a dark room. No chores. Study a little, play games, surf the web and sleep.
You are intelligent but likes putting up the "unserious" attitude.

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You forgot movies. Lol.

How in Buddha's name did you imagine thin light-skinned curly hair?

simon are u that crazy dude on fb, constantly writing abt breaking bad?

Okay,Simon.I got to know who Simonadal was while I was still a guest in the forum.He types weirdly like:
Sexy Seun Microchip Illuminati bla ds bla dt.
Remind me your line abeg.

Then I started observing him causing controversies on some threads.weirdo I thought then.Till I registered.I then saw a different Andal.He likes catching fun.

Simon is just someone you'll love despite his weird activities on the forum.He's kind of free spirited,energetic,maybe shy to a fault.He's very intelligent for a 19yr old!guess we all have that trait.He makes matured contributions when he wants to.

Simply Andal is Amazing.you just can't help but love him.

Simon,you're cute.All round representing.No dulling.

Hezron Lorraine: Okay,Simon.I got to know who Simonadal was while I was still a guest in the forum.He types weirdly like:
Sexy Seun Microchip Illuminati bla ds bla dt.
Remind me your line abeg.

Then I started observing him causing controversies on some threads.weirdo I thought then.Till I registered.I then saw a different Andal.He likes catching fun.

Simon is just someone you'll love despite his weird activities on the forum.He's kind of free spirited,energetic,maybe shy to a fault.He's very intelligent for a 19yr old!guess we all have that trait.He makes matured contributions when he wants to.

Simply Andal is Amazing.you just can't help but love him.

The Lord is His Strength

SimonAndal:
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You forgot movies. Lol.

How in Buddha's name did you imagine thin light-skinned curly hair?

You actually gave me a scare with that thread you opened months ago. I was worried and found myself praying for you...that you wouldn't do something stupid and that you'd be fine. I'm sure everyone that saw that thread would agree with me. And then you came back, and i was like, "we need to break this guy's head for doing this to us." Lol. Now, i think you are fine, judging from your recent posts. Seems you have found love at last and you've stopped pretending to be a mermaid.

Love breaks the chain of trolling. I wish the same for other trolls. That they will find love as Simon did.

SimonAndal:
Pursuant to Hezron's thread of the same name, I'd love to know what NLers think of me. How do I come across? What (if any) do I need to change? Danke.

I used to think you were one sicko with your incessant trolling and diskusting(in Jennifer's voice) comments. Now, i think you're actually sane upstairs and a really cool dude. Nah,i thought you were cool after i peeked in your diary

Simon i know?

la_creame: simon are u that crazy dude on fb, constantly writing abt breaking bad?

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As weird as it sounds, I'm not on Fb. I use Google+

Hezron Lorraine: Okay,Simon.I got to know who Simonadal was while I was still a guest in the forum.He types weirdly like:
Sexy Seun Microchip Illuminati bla ds bla dt.
Remind me your line abeg.

Then I started observing him causing controversies on some threads.weirdo I thought then.Till I registered.I then saw a different Andal.He likes catching fun.

Simon is just someone you'll love despite his weird activities on the forum.He's kind of free spirited,energetic,maybe shy to a fault.He's very intelligent for a 19yr old!guess we all have that trait.He makes matured contributions when he wants to.

Simply Andal is Amazing.you just can't help but love him.

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Wow! Thanks Hez. Really moving.

PS it's ILLUMATI.

Caracta:

You actually gave me a scare with that thread you opened months ago. I was worried and found myself praying for you...that you wouldn't do something stupid and that you'd be fine. I'm sure everyone that saw that thread would agree with me. And then you came back, and i was like, "we need to break this guy's head for doing this to us." Lol. Now, i think you are fine, judging from your recent posts. Seems you have found love at last and you've stopped pretending to be a mermaid.

Love breaks the chain of trolling. I wish the same for other trolls. That they will find love as Simon did.

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Yeah, sorry about that. And LMAO @ love breaks the chain of trolling. When I fall in love, I'll want my boyfriend to be as crazy as I am. Then we would troll the interwebs together and get in the Guinness Book of Records.

SimonAndal:
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As weird as it sounds, I'm not on Fb. I use Google+

wow,we have this in common.I don't operate facebook either.I use twitter and a norwegian social network.

Funn troll that endeared me to nairaland as a guest

SimonAndal:
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Wow! Thanks Hez. Really moving.

PS it's ILLUMATI.

you welcome.
Who cares if its mati or minati.

Simon, knowing you off NL changed my views about you kinda. That you're not that much of a troll. Although I must admit I was scared at first. Lol.

Very intelligent teen. Google would be proud to have you in future.

Hezron Lorraine: you welcome.
Who cares if its mati or minati.

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Why do I use red fonts? Cause it's my signature. ILLUMATI is my signature. When you see Illuminati on NL, you know that's a post by some demented conspiracy theorist. But you see ILLUMATI and you immediately think SimonAndal. It's branding.

masonkz: Simon, knowing you off NL changed my views about you kinda. That you're not that much of a troll. Although I must admit I was scared at first. Lol.

Very intelligent teen. Google would be proud to have you in future.

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I love you too

What sort of love? U guys are males? Or what, confused

5points: What sort of love? U guys are males? Or what, confused

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Nobody tell him, please. Let him discover on his own.

My opinion about you is always changing with every new post of yours,so i'v stoped trying to figure you out,all i know now is that i miss your ''somtimes i go into the bath and pretend i'm a merman other times...'' lol, I sha dnt believ that your bhudist ish.