Foxy_Flow: The link no gree copy and paste.

Make una manage am like that....


http://thenigeriangazette.com/warri-boys-letter-to-president-jonathan-on-ASUU-strike-hilarious/

Oga
president,
First
of
all
I
hail
ooo!
I
no
say u no dey cary last. You
be confirm warri pikin. But
ur middle name Ebele
means mercy and make u
pity ur children settle their
lecturers naa! The matter
neva tire u? Suppose say
ur pikin wey u born for
belle follow us dey house,
Sheeh you for never
answer our we lecturers
them? Una say make we
bone kidnapping, militant
things and all the bad bad
things go enter school,
now now na una com dey
f**k up. All the things wey
them lecturers don teash
us for klass we don forget
am finish. Last last, na una
go still call us “half-
baked”, “half-roasted”, abi
na “half-fried”. Na una
sabi.
Them talk say person no
fit run pass him shadow.
We go dey lasgidi dey for
you. Na ur time be dis use
am well, but we go catch
you for 2015. U don forget
say youths na we dey vote
pass. Na we too dey
snatch ballot box, dey do
rally and som kain kukere
things them wey them
dey take win election. U
go still nid our help. That
time too we go go strike.
Shebi u sabi waka for bare
feet, u go carry ur leg do
ur rally. No thugs for u. We
no go snatch ballot make
you for win. If any maga
try am we go fall am.
So Oga Jona, na ur
opportunity be dis ooo.
Make u code this stubborn
ASUU make dem cary their
wahala goback. We no say
na rush them go rush us
we no send. All join. Na
who get leg dey pass
exam no be who read. Na
still who get leg dey get
beta work. Na Naija we
dey. So make u do
something because our
mate dem for private
university don graj finish.
We don tire to dey beef
them. If u no shake bodi
fast make u no forget say
university of militancy still
dey admit. Dey neva
release 2nd batch ooo!
May u grit maale Patience
for we, thank baba God
say she and gran papa
Soyinka don settle that
their quarrel, 2 agbayas,
plus all those bad belle
advisers wey u get. God
pass them! Bros Amaechi
still dey Niger-delta here,
the guy don tire for ur
mata. We dey grit u for
am too. We go stop for
here. E go be na. Naija!
student for life!
Na ur waffi boy.