Akpors And Adamu were
throwing stones to bring
a mango down from a tree.
Adamu suggested,
"Maybe it is not ripe,why
don't we confirm first?"
Akpors climbed the tree &
went to touch it to make
sure it was ripe..,
"Yep,it is ripe alright!"
So he climbed down &
they continued throwing
stones at it...
with much more
effort this time...

One word for them!

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Mother: "Akpors I'm sorry I slept with someone
that is not your father 23 years ago. And that
person is your real father."

Akpors: "Mum, what rubbish! How could you!
How am I to deal with this?! You should be
hanged!"

Mother: "I am sorry baby, he was my first love
and i could not marry him... Cause we are of
different religion. He is on the phone at the
moment and wants to speak with his son
for the first time ever."

Akpors: "No I am speaking to no one.
Mr bello is the only father I know and
that will never change!"

Mother: "Please don't be so upset. Just talk
to him."

Akpors: "Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!"

Phone: "Morning Son, I am aliko dangote. I am
your real father."

Akpors: Whaaaat "Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!
I Love you so much Dad!!!!! I always knew there
was something special about me."

Describe Akpors

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wetin u xpect akpor nah homeboy nahn he really gave the a piece of his mind