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Yoruba Mothers, One Of The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing by suleiman16(m): 11:49am On Oct 10, 2013
Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.

Yoruba mothers produce the best
range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,
IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make u correct your
wrong lesekese!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will
confess your
sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will
make you expose those who
committed the crime with you
without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you
pee in your new pants! Now
ABARA is the worst....
And apart from IGBAJU, we have a
more advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive
that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go to auto-search
as you'll be looking for what hit
you. This will make you do all the
actions of the other slaps above at
once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...it can reset one
to 3D (DEAF, DAFT and DUMB)
God bless our parents for the
good upbringing!
which one did u receive most? Share your experience with us!

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Re: Yoruba Mothers, One Of The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing by Slyder(m): 11:56am On Oct 10, 2013
suleiman16: Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.

Yoruba mothers produce the best
range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,
IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make u correct your
wrong lesekese!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will
confess your
sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will
make you expose those who
committed the crime with you
without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you
pee in your new pants! Now
ABARA is the worst....
And apart from IGBAJU, we have a
more advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive
that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go to auto-search
as you'll be looking for what hit
you. This will make you do all the
actions of the other slaps above at
once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...it can reset one
to 3D (DEAF, DAFT and DUMB)
God bless our parents for the
good upbringing!
which one did u receive most? Share your experience with us!
Op abeg you made my day. But I've never been slapped sha.
Re: Yoruba Mothers, One Of The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing by Finegrl(f): 12:04pm On Oct 10, 2013
suleiman16: Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.

Yoruba mothers produce the best
range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,
IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make u correct your
wrong lesekese!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will
confess your
sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will
make you expose those who
committed the crime with you
without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you
pee in your new pants! Now
ABARA is the worst....
And apart from IGBAJU, we have a
more advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive
that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go to auto-search
as you'll be looking for what hit
you. This will make you do all the
actions of the other slaps above at
once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...it can reset one
to 3D (DEAF, DAFT and DUMB)
God bless our parents for the
good upbringing!
which one did u receive most? Share your experience with us!
me too
Re: Yoruba Mothers, One Of The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing by jumzzy448: 12:08pm On Oct 10, 2013
God....this is so funny.
Have actually received all.
Re: Yoruba Mothers, One Of The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing by xynerise: 12:11pm On Oct 10, 2013
Facebook jokes.

Funny though
Re: Yoruba Mothers, One Of The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing by Atawewe27: 2:00pm On Oct 10, 2013
Op, which one do you want, make i give you kiakia
Re: Yoruba Mothers, One Of The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing by ayohrkarz(m): 6:29pm On Mar 20, 2022
There is an audio recitation for this .. please who has a link?

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