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1) When Romelu Lukaku arrived late to training, Roberto Martinez punished all the other players for coming early

2) When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Lukaku

3) Lukaku isn’t on loan to Everton, Everton are on loan to Lukaku

4) Lukaku cheated on Taylor Swift, but she was too
scared to write a song about him

5) Ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Romelu
Lukaku stories.

6) When Alexander Bell invented the phone, he had 3
missed calls from Romelu Lukaku

7) Lukaku runs until the treadmill gets tired

Romelu Lukaku can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

9) Lukaku has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's
not dead, it's just afraid to move.

10) When Lukaku does press ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the world down!

11) When Lukaku was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.

12) Lukaku once carved out a snow angel on the pavement outside his house.

13) The dark is afraid of Lukaku

14) Lukaku once killed two stones with one bird

15) Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Romelu Lukaku is called Logic.

16) Lukaku is the reason Wally is in hiding

17) Paul Scholes can hit a tree with a football from 50
yards away, Lukaku can hit Scholes with a tree
from 100 yards away

18) While on holiday in France, Lukaku went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

19) Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Romelu
Lukaku to die before they attack

20) Giraffes were created when Romelu Lukaku
uppercutted a horse

21) Romelu Lukaku doesn't dial the wrong number. You
answered the wrong phone.

22) Romelu Lukaku doesn’t need to flush the toilet, he
scares the s*** out of it!

23) Lukaku carried his mum home from the hospital after she gave birth to him

24) Lukaku went to the Virgin Islands, now they are just called islands






Source: twitter #LukakuFacts

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