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| The Key Is In My Pocket. by darequam(m): 3:00pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
A psycatrist in an asylum wanted to check the conditions of the patients in a room, so he used a marker to draw a big door on d wall and told all the patient in the room they were free to go. As he expected all the patients ran towards the wall hoping to get it opened but, to his surprise, there was one who sat back just lookin. He was convinced and thought maybe the patient was beginin to feel right, then walked up to him and said why aren't u attemptin to go like the others. He then answered can't u see those guys are troubling themselves bcus the key to the door on the wall is safely kept in ma pocket. |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Jeovy(m): 3:15pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
increased kolo |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by mohawkchic(f): 4:16pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
~He's the Smart One  |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by ituen(m): 4:28am On Jul 06, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by darequam(m): 9:40am On Jul 06, 2008 |
@all i've just started contributn to d jokes section and i promise u guys to do my best to crack ur ribbs |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by ituen(m): 6:19am On Jul 07, 2008 |
Look darequam, U had better put in your best, cos if u flop, dragons and vipers in this forum will make u regret registering here  NB: I'll watch ur back though. Keep the jokes coming  |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Jeovy(m): 7:25am On Jul 07, 2008 |
Watching you back as the first dragon,guy you in trouble |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by segunpc(m): 9:02am On Jul 07, 2008 |
@joke dat one degree for crazyology. |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by clemcykul(f): 9:17am On Jul 07, 2008 |
lmao segun i suspect u to be guy |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by segunpc(m): 10:31am On Jul 07, 2008 |
kai this clement guy don kill me  if dats the case i photocopy u[b] [/b] |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by clemcykul(f): 10:38am On Jul 07, 2008 |
chei! i resemble mad person? |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by segunpc(m): 10:50am On Jul 07, 2008 |
u never see govt pikin wey dey nack jacket plus tie? |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by clemcykul(f): 1:09pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
i sure say dat pikin na jeovy |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Jeovy(m): 1:53pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
wetin I do again? |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by folly69(m): 2:07pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
them say u don craze b4 |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
na certified craze man na na him dey guide the oda mad pple for mkt |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Jeovy(m): 2:12pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
thank you native doctor folly for that explanation |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Jeovy(m): 2:14pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
clems,na only one mad person I dey guide O who else apart from Benjay? |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by clemcykul(f): 2:56pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
so ben dey mad?  no wonder he wear footballers boot with naijababes christmas cover shoe all hail ben the mad man |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Jeovy(m): 4:22pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
see ya teeth |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by darequam(m): 8:55pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
@ituen so who are those against us or with us cus i'll like to join the tuggle. Pls giv me names of a female and a male so i can use in ma next joke. |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by dreeldee: 9:26pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
names of male-jeovy names of female-clemcy (unisex)  |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Jeovy(m): 10:05pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
dre,you still dey? |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by dreeldee: 10:07pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
i dey na, you no wan make i dey before?  |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Jeovy(m): 10:47pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
God no answer my prayer then |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by dreeldee: 11:51pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
he dey answer am before |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by ituen(m): 3:34am On Jul 08, 2008 |
dreeldee: These names are more than ok. If u want more , we have Male - saucekid female - ibkaye |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by MrInfo1(m): 1:31pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
ituen: |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Kays1(m): 3:07pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
what of Animal name , like Oyaletor |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Nobody: 3:30pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
@ kay$ Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?, --------------------I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Kays1(m): 5:35pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
Try and get more post , you want to be known dummy , i am too big for you to Bleep with , slowpoke , just easy to Brand you Fool !! |
| Re: The Key Is In My Pocket. by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
@ kay$ i'd rather bury my self alive than watch kay"as$" |
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