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60 Of The World Happiest Facts by Derealme(m): 6:46pm On Oct 18, 2013
1. A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance .

2. If you fake laugh long enough you’ll
start to really laugh, really, really hard.

3. The book cover to the prize winning short story collection, Spellbound, was
chosen because author, Joel Willans, bought
his wife’s engagement ring with poker
winnings.

4. The Beatles used the word “love” 613
times throughout their career.

5. These websites exist.

6. Every year, millions of trees grow
thanks to squirrels forgetting where they
buried their nuts.

7. On the day of his assassination, Martin
Luther King Jr. had a pillow-fight in his
motel room.

8. The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in
our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in
our apple pies were made in the interiors of
collapsing stars. We’re all made of star
dust.

9. Cancer death rates are down 20% in past
20 years.

10. The miles travelled by the Apollo 11
crew to the moon were greater than every
single exploration mission to the New
World combined.

11. Penguins only have one mate their entire
life and “propose” by giving their mate a
pebble.

12. There’s an animal called a Dik Dik.
And it’s the cutest antelope you’ll ever see.

13. Despite high infant mortality rates and
lower life expectancies, not one of your
direct ancestors died childless.

14. Cuddling releases Oxytocin which
helps speed healing and recovery from
physical wounds.

15. Otters hold hands when sleeping so
they don’t drift away from each other.

16. Apollo 17 astronaut Gene Cernan, the
last man to walk on the Moon, wrote his
daughter initials there. They’ll last at least
50,000 years.

17. There’s a type of jellyfish that lives
forever.

18. Wayne Allwine (the voice of Mickey
Mouse) and Russi Taylor (the voice of
Minnie Mouse) were married in real life.

19. We now have less crime, a lower death
rate and longer life expectancy than at any
other time in human history.

20. The clitoris has 8000 nerve fibres,
double that of the penis, and is the only
organ in the body, which has evolved
purely for pleasure.

21. Butterflies can taste with their feet.

22. For someone, somewhere in the world,
today is the most amazing day of their life.

23. When you die, your body decomposes,
and the atoms that contained “you” are
recycled into Earth to be used again.
24. Every year the Netherlands sends 20,000 tulip bulbs to Canada to thank them for their aid in the Second World War.

25. Rats giggle when you tickle them.
Their voices are so high-pitched you need
special equipment to hear them, but when you
do, their laughs are immediately evident.

26. Sea horses mate for life, are completely
faithful and travel together by holding on
to each others tails.

27. The guy at the end of this video was born. 28. If you say “my cocaine” you sound like
Michael Caine saying his own name.

29. Male puppies, when playing with
female puppies, will intentionally let the
female win.

30. The next Star Wars will not be directed by George Lucas.

31. It takes seventeen muscles to smile and
forty-three to frown.

32.The kingdom of Bhutan use ‘gross
national happiness’ as a key national
indicator.

33. The majority of European children born
in 2013 will live to see the year 2100.

34. Cows have best friends.

35. Neurologically speaking, seeing
somebody else smile actually makes you
happier.

36. Every human being spent about half an
hour as a single cell.

37. There are people, ombrophiles, who
have a passionate love for rain.

38. Once your brain realizes that you’re
dying, it releases DMT, one of the most
powerful known psychedelics. This dilates
your perception of time and allowing you to
live inside your own mind for hours or even
days.

39. No matter how long you live there will
always be an amazing new food for you
try.
40. A group of porcupines is called a
prickle.

41. Aside from a sample in a lab, Smallpox
is completely extinct. No one else will ever
die from it again.

42. A pig’s orgasms last thirty minutes.

43. We are going to die, and that makes us
the lucky ones. Most people are never going
to die because they are never going to be
born.

44. Sloths only leave their tree once a week, to pee and poo.

45. Spinner dolphins sleep in pairs, one
with the left hemisphere asleep, the other
with the right. They each keep watch with
one eye and half a brain. They are known
to sleep-mate for life.

46. At the time of your birth, you were, for
a few seconds, the youngest person on the
planet.

47. Cows produce the most milk when
listening to the song Everybody Hurts by
REM.

48. Somewhere, someone is losing their
virginity right now.

49. If you spell out numbers in order, the
first time you get to the letter “a” is at one-
thousand.

50. We’ve all been here forever. Every bit
of matter we see has been here since the
beginning of time and it always will be.

51. A monkey was once tried and convicted
for smoking a cigarette in South Bend,
Indiana.

52. Happiness is a skill. You can learn it
and it’s not hard.

53. Except when breeding, the Common
Swift spend their entire lives in the air,
living on the insects they catch in flight.
They drink, feed, and often mate and sleep
on the wing

54. Baby rabbits are called kittens.

55. Baby puffins are called pufflings.

56. Costa Rica is statistically the happiest
nation on Earth.

57. Worms communicate by snuggling.

58. 2013 is the first year since 1987 that
consists for four different digits.

59. With our horseless carriages, flying
robots, space travel, long-distance
communication at the speed of light,
cloning, lasers, connection to people all over
the world, we are living in the future people dreamed of .

60. If you blend a sea sponge, it will re-
form back into a sea sponge.
Re: 60 Of The World Happiest Facts by Nobody: 8:26pm On Oct 18, 2013
Applaudes bro.

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