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Interview Joke.... Lol! by saintbajar(m): 7:28pm On Oct 19, 2013
Interview Starts:

HR OFFIECR:- what is your name?

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- In full please

MUZO: Muzo Phiri

HR OFFIECR:- your father's name?

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- what does that mean?

MUZO: Melvin Phiri

HR OFFIECR:- your native place

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- what's that?

MUZO: muchinga province

HR OFFIECR:- what is your qualification?

MUZO: M.P sir.

HR OFFIECR:- (angry) what is thaaaat?!!!

MUZO: Mathematics Professor

HR OFFIECR:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO: it is because of M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- meaning?

MUZO: Money Problem

HR OFFIECR:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?. what's your personality like?

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- and what is that?

MUZO: Marvellous personality

HR OFFIECR:- I see..... I will get back to you.

MUZO: Sir, how was my M.P?

HR OFFIECR:- and what's that again?

MUZO: My performance

HR OFFIECR:- I think you are an M.P

MUZO: meaning??

HR OFFIECR:- Mental Patient!!!


lol!. don't laugh alone
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by macklef(m): 7:38pm On Oct 19, 2013
Lmao
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by enigmagu1(m): 8:41pm On Oct 19, 2013
The original MP is malaria parasite...
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by saintbajar(m): 8:56pm On Oct 19, 2013
enigmagu1: The original MP is malaria parasite...


lol.


Dankie.
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by SeunT2(m): 12:17pm On Oct 20, 2013
kai!! i'm laughing hard here oooo too funny
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by dare352(m): 11:00pm On Oct 20, 2013
Dat M.P means mad person
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by DAVE5(m): 2:32am On Oct 21, 2013
@op u be mp
meaning mouthed person
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by Solomambo(m): 8:21am On Oct 21, 2013
Interview Starts:
HR OFFICER:- What is your name?
MUZO: M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO: Muzo Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO: M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- What does that mean?
MUZO: Melvin Phiri
OFFICER:- Your native place
MUZO: M.P sir
OFFICER:- What's that?
MUZO: Muchinga Province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
MUZO: M.P sir.
OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaaaat?!!!
MUZO: Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
MUZO: It is because of M.P sir
OFFICER:- Meaning?
MUZO: Money Problem
HR OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?. What's your personality like?
MUZO: M.P sir
OFFICER:- And what is that?
MUZO: Marvellous personality
OFFICER:- I see.. I will get back to you.
MUZO: Sir, how was my M.P?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
MUZO: My performance
OFFICER:- I think you are an M.P
MUZO: Meaning
OFFIECR:- Mental Patient!!!

Don't Laugh Alone
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by GoodnessObinwa: 12:01pm On Oct 21, 2013
i cant stop laughing ooo
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by justwise(m): 10:51am On Nov 22, 2013
saintbajar: Interview Starts:

HR OFFIECR:- what is your name?

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- In full please

MUZO: Muzo Phiri

HR OFFIECR:- your father's name?

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- what does that mean?

MUZO: Melvin Phiri

HR OFFIECR:- your native place

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- what's that?

MUZO: muchinga province

HR OFFIECR:- what is your qualification?

MUZO: M.P sir.

HR OFFIECR:- (angry) what is thaaaat?!!!

MUZO: Mathematics Professor

HR OFFIECR:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO: it is because of M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- meaning?

MUZO: Money Problem

HR OFFIECR:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?. what's your personality like?

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFIECR:- and what is that?

MUZO: Marvellous personality

HR OFFIECR:- I see..... I will get back to you.

MUZO: Sir, how was my M.P?

HR OFFIECR:- and what's that again?

MUZO: My performance

HR OFFIECR:- I think you are an M.P

MUZO: meaning??

HR OFFIECR:- Mental Patient!!!


lol!. don't laugh alone

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin this is one funny stuff
Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by jbblues24(m): 8:32pm On May 31, 2019
It's strong not just fab! embarassed

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