Jeovy in full nativedress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist.

Jeovy opens his wrapper and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom.

The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up, and eyes it critically.

'How much to repair it?' the Jeovy asks the pharmacist.
'Six naira,' says the pharmacist.
'How much for a new one?'
'Ten Naira,' says the pharmacist.

Jeovy folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandanna, places it in his sporran and marches out the door of the pharmacy, wrapper swinging.

A moment or two later the pharmacist hears a great shout go up, followed by an even greater shout.

Jeovy walks back into the pharmacy, and again speaks to the pharmacist.

'The Villagers have taken a vote,' Jeovy says. 'We'll have a new one.'

where is princess?

am here
u try

ituen:

'The Villagers have taken a vote,' Jeovy says. 'We'll have a new one.'

Damn!!!

Ituen,have I suggested that your brain needs formatting

;d ;d ;d

ur teeth na show

@ituen

get me get something straight, are Joevy and princessa now married? cuz as a chief, i mos constantly have 4wives. thats what the law states.

@Tufe you must have resemble somebody in the ****** no offense

are u seeking attention from moi

Attention Are you a police man or a babe?

Tufe,

As the Head of Chiefs, Kuvuki i'm the only one allowed to have more than 2 wives. If u want 24 wives, then ur asking for my position.
When i retire, i can give u some ladies to add to ur gallery of wives

Look at this little kids dragging for wives. . .

@All the sistas in the house, ona dey use ona eye see abi. ??

how e come take affect u?

Abeg ask am again

*looks on with interest*

a fight is brewing i like it

kai!

nightie where are u? iteun come out o

lol

**where you see ituen, the guy dey do im business right now (hawking gala)

~No, worry when im hussle finish, for nite im go buy time for cafe then come online.

mehn gala lohun lohun

lol i wasnt dey here o

@Abbygyal I fit give you him number, thats if you want home delivery

Abbygyal whats that?

@jeovy
wats wats?
@benjay
home delivery, let me think about it

@Abby Think about it, Gala at your doorsteps, any day, any time.

@benjay
he go walk tire d destination far except

Abbygyal:

mehn gala lohun lohun

This

Abbygyal:

he go walk tire d destination far except

~Abbygyal Ituen is a big time Gala hawking merchant. Im get delivery keke for home services.

Ben,

Na wholesale gala hawking i dey do abeg. No drag my name for mud

how much for two gala

Dont u understand that i do WHOLESALE BIZ?


Ask BEN the RETAILER?

@CLEM the CONSUMER, Which type you want?? Fried gala or boiled gala ??