a boyfriend should treat you like a
girlfriend, not like a princess... stop
expecting so much from guys

.To steal ideas from different people is called research, to steal idea from one person is called cheating

."Just remember, every day is a gift from
God. Well, except for Monday... Satan
slipped that one in. He's a sneaky
bastard."

"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf.. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."

"If watermelon exists why doesn’t
earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon?
The elemelons"

" why are bosoms even considered sexual
they’re lumps of fat made to store milk for
babies what the Bleep is sexual about
that"

"God created the world in 7 days, well it
took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m
a big deal"

" Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car.
Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die."

"do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it?"

"do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep"

"Think of a number.
Double it.
Add 6.
Half it.
Take away the number you started with.

Your answer is 3.
Mind = Blown!"

I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 10 times if I was mad. Now I'm mad."


" How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?"

": If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not your true friends."

""k" = this conversation is now over."

More updates coming up

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