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What A Sweet Life 2 by phillip001(m): 2:55pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
season one [b]pastor was going to church, along the way he came across a girl selling bread "bread, buy your sweet bread". He asked the girl "why should i buy your bread" the girl answered "because Jesus is the bread of life", the pastor was impressed and bought the bread. He saw another girl selling apples, and he asked her why he should buy her apples, and the girl replied "because i am the apple of God's eye". the pastor bought the apple. Later he saw a calabar man selling yam, he asked the man why he should buy his yam, the calabar man replied "because God says 'I YAM THAT I YAM' [color=#990000][/color][/b] season two A YOUNG MAN BROUGHT A HOUSE GIRL FROM A REMOTE VILLAGE IN ENUGU,DO TO THE THIS MAN'S HEALTH HE DOES NOT DRINK COLD WATER OR ANY HOW WATER, THE AFER THIER ARRIVAL THE MAN AKED THE GIRL TO GET WATER FOR HIM FROM HIS ROOM, MUNITES LATER THE GIRL CAME BACK WITH WATER,AFTER DRINKING THE ASKED THE GIRL THAT THEWATER HAS TASTE AND WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM AND THE GIRL REPLIED, EHM ! IS FROM THAT WHITE POT INSIDE THAT SMALL IN YOUR ROOM ( THAT THE WC) NOT FUNNY ENOUGH? GET YOUR HOUSE GIRL FROM THE VILLAGE. SEASON THREE The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! SEASON FOUR New Women's Study There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married, 10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married, The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway. |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 7:09pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
phillip001: OL BOY i just dey dodge your bullets here, If the queen of England catch you, you must pay fine. Any way, the other jokes you copied and pasted made up for your F*ck Up. |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by ituen(m): 6:17am On Jul 10, 2008 |
Na who approve this boy NLD registeration form? |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by mohawkchic(f): 11:32am On Jul 10, 2008 |
~Season Two was good |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 11:36am On Jul 10, 2008 |
Yeah copied and pasted. |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by phillip001(m): 12:02pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
(ituen and ben) , your father. it is just a joke not an english exam please. mohowchic! thanks very much |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 12:17pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
phillip001: LOL ol boy you dey aggressive ooo |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by clemcykul(f): 12:45pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
dem yab ur papa u dey shine teeeth like shino peters |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by Jeovy(m): 1:02pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
That one no be yab,he just addressed the text to your Father |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 1:05pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
Y ona dey drink medicine for my head ache naa ? |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by Abbygyal(f): 2:51pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
@clemcy lmao |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by ayusman16(m): 2:56pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
@Benjay How u take dodge the bullets for ur side? U bin use Jazz? Nna men! I still dey hospital wey like 10 doctors dey battle to remove the bullets wey the poster spray at me from him machine gun. Upon say i wear double vest bullet proof. @Ituen Na Seun we suppose ask that question ooo? @Poster Who thou registered u? |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 3:02pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
@ayusman16 LOL |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by ituen(m): 8:47am On Jul 11, 2008 |
Long time Ayusman @Phillips, You too young for me to attack you. When u don mature for this forum, come back and lemme flog u a little bit |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by ayusman16(m): 8:56am On Jul 11, 2008 |
@ITUEN I bin busy thats why oo. U no the job now, meeting here and there trying to resolve the Teacher Strike issue |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 9:07am On Jul 11, 2008 |
I never knew anusman na HEADMASTER. |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by clemcykul(f): 9:11am On Jul 11, 2008 |
abioo |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by ayusman16(m): 9:22am On Jul 11, 2008 |
Am the special adviser to the special adviser to the special adviser to the President |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 1:13pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
Meaning you be the special adviser to the president @ Yaba Left. |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by ayusman16(m): 1:40pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
Yes. Where u be patient since birth |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 1:44pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
@ayusman16 See as we don begin expose ourself. @MOD Abeg erase that last post. |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by Jeovy(m): 2:13pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
I just dey enjoy the conversation,abeg make una no stop |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by folly69(m): 2:20pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
ayusman16: LMAO |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by princesa(f): 2:24pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
@newbie just try read and re-read your post b4 u post |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by ThugLife1(m): 12:44am On Jul 12, 2008 |
ayusman16: |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by princesa(f): 10:45am On Jul 12, 2008 |
lol |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 2:31pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
Ona go soon begin pay for all this free laugh. |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by ThugLife1(m): 8:23pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
How much make we pay you? |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 10:08pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
You need to speed to my public relations manager (Clem) She will be in better position to tell you how much. |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by tufe(m): 4:27pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
clem don turn ur PRO. hmmm, that means na u dey service the . . . . . . i no talk anything oh |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 5:22pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Even if i service am, doesn't the good book say there is Joy in Sharing ? So My guy Migs go understand. |
Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by tufe(m): 5:25pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
oya, start to clap for urself |
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