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What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by phillip001(m): 2:46pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
SEASON ONE A pastor was fasting and praying on a mountain, suddenly he slept off, on the way down he got held of a little root and nothing to support his legs, after struggling for a while he looked up and shouted…is any one there? Please help me……………… A voice replied, my son I will help just let go of your hands. He said okay and looked down, after a while he looked up again and shouted … Is any one else there? SEASON TWO 15 Things You Probably 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. A Minute They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgot your friends. Take the time, to live and love. SEASON THREE Self appraisal A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a solar carton and pulls it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to type the eleven digits, The storeowner observed listed to the conversation. Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Lady;;;;;; I already have some one that does that for me. Boy;;;;;;; ma’am I will cut your lawn for half of the price of the person who cuts your lawn now. Lady;;;;;; I’m satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn. Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am I will even sweep your curb and side walks so on Sunday You will have a clean environment. Lady;;;;;; no, thanks. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store owner, who was listing to all this, walked over to the boy, Store –owner;;;;;;;;; son, I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job. Boy;;;;;;;; no thanks. Sore-owner;;;;;;;;;;; but you were really pleading for a job now. Boy ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; no sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is cutting her lawn. THINK ABOUT YOURSELF SEASON FOUR WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU SHOULD POUNCH 4521. THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF. EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS. |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by phillip001(m): 3:07pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
:-x :-x |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by chioya(f): 3:25pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
thanks u blessed mylife wit this |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 12:21am On Aug 15, 2008 |
UR WIFE? ? ? ? |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 7:49am On Aug 15, 2008 |
LOL |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 10:18am On Aug 15, 2008 |
lovely teeth my dear |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 2:46pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
Yeap. Straight like Julia Roberts and White as Snow Whites. |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Nobody: 2:56pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
soooooooooo soothing thanks |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by lexicon(m): 3:05pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
SEASON FOUR WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU SHOULD POUNCH 4521. THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF. EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS. Are u sure about this ? or we are still in the jokes session ? |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Nobody: 3:07pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
. . . . .got tha in ma mail box.Don't kno how true it is tho |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by lexicon(m): 3:08pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 3:14pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
Ooohhh. . . I would like to try it then. |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Nobody: 3:16pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
. . . . Good do that n feed us bac. |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 3:25pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
Ok, but only when I reach 60 |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Nobody: 3:44pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
. . . Please tel me tommorrow is yr 60th b-day plezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 4:07pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
hahaha! Nope. sorry am 5 years old today. |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 4:50pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
oh, a congrats to you |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 4:51pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
Wheres my birthday cake and present? |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 4:58pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
oya, put on ur blue tooth, i wud send it via fone. READY? ? ? ? ? |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 1:50am On Aug 16, 2008 |
I'm still waiting for it. . . |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 11:11am On Aug 16, 2008 |
my fine is saying that it cannot connect with urs cuz ur fone has got a virus. sorry girl, its ur loss |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 2:40pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
VIRUS No way ohhh. . . I just boguht that phone |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by clemcykul(f): 2:51pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
i thought u were using nokia 3310? popularly known as yam or bundiga |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 3:22pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
u dey even hype am, no be trium she dey use |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 3:37pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
NOKIA Oh Puleaseee. . . . I am a Loyal Customer to SAMSUNG! |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 11:39am On Aug 17, 2008 |
she stilldey lie, na trium u dey use jare |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 12:35pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
I am innocent and I dont lie ohhh. . . The only lie I would tell is to my dog. Thats all |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 12:45pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
so u dey lie give dog, omo na wa for you oooooooooooooooo |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 12:51pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
Guilty as charge. . . I do lie to people but I would admit it on that day itself or I no fit sleep ohhh. . . . |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 1:05pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
in ur mind, u be Holy Mary abi |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by Gabry(f): 1:09pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
HOLY MARY Yeah. . . The yellow version huh? |
Re: What A Sweet Life (reloaded) by tufe(m): 1:18pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
dont understand what u mean |
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