All Champs from da freestyle thread come to this thread and we can all battle it out to see who holds the top spot on nairaland
same rules apply
So if anyone want to battle me to start this off
holla at me,

jduck call out someone cuz u want to beef

@ Menike
    Yo Homey I'm da champ in nairaland Ive always been
im always da champ u gon know when i win
Jus look what I did to playboy
ripped him whipped him made him look like a gayboy
Ya game aint like mine u never be as syk as me
I get more ko's then muhammad Ali
Yea you da game but homey I'm Pac
If u wanna battle u betta turn it up a lot



Yo Dog It ya turn Lets see what u can do

like i said on d aother thread, got sumtn 4 u j-duck but i gotta holla a t shishi

@ Big shishi

You are da softest b@ch on this whole site
you trying 2 battle aint nothing but a sorry site
i'll spit u out and pick u up one by one like rice
i'll like muhammad ali because i'm a knock out king
jab, jab then i uppercut your lips
talk bout u got girls everyday of da weak
when u straight jerking off everyday of da week
u ain't got no whips , u aint got no chicks
and i'm damn sure homie, u aint definitely aint no love-vendor
I'll creep up to your shishiville and steal your baby girl eve
while i leave u naked like them jungle people wearing leaves
i'm straight thug because i'm part blood and crip
u don't want it be crayola, stash thangs in da baby stroller
while u gettn p8ssy, i'm gettn straight lucy
u see them as Chicks, i see them as money out da kitten
Bitches call me cray while niggaz call me yola
if u think u really nice holla at me mutha f%cka

@j- duck , since Big shishi aint got nuthn 4 me, i gotta come at u boy, Its cray but u can call me yola
so you wanna battle cray, homie why bother
cos when it comes to rap, i'm like ur grandfather's father
Who told this little punk he da best, when cray's da best and shish is next
duck j duck when u see a thug who keep it rugged and raw
I said it before, i'm too clolorful for this colour blind wh*re
u bout da same size as my manliness so u i guess u just a sore
i'm da lil beast wit da big kick coming straight for your jaw
and detention aint gonna save u cos i'll bring it 2 ur door
crayola come tru make da livest niggaz hop fences roun your block
and i guess da only thang u going to have to do is duck
because u gonna get hurt, we dnt want j-duck bleedn all overda floor
u still a little boy, don't try to walk before you crawl
why this nigga think he hard when he softer than da pussy cat dolls
don't make me take off your lil skirt and show them your a little broad
u little kindergaten jerk off, u make me want to throw up, and da only thang i'm scared off
is hurting your lil feelings when u get throwed off
i drink straight yak and never throw up, boy you will get rolled up
like a lil spliff. while i pass it you to my ghetto hawks
youz a mamas boy, but i'm a hustler's son, so run nigga run
because u know i'm hotta than da region of ghana
cos i will hit u , beat u, poke ur little heart with my lyrical sword
i'm going to make respect your elders, u little kitten
u gettn on my nerves, makin fell like i'm sh*ttn
stay at school, pay attention and boy listen
what dat smell, oh guess we frying duck up in da kitchen
since you're duck, i'm going to call u daffy duck
and your lil bug bunnies ait going to save because u suck
my lil ghetto youngns gonna rough u up
and then take your lunch money, take off ur drawas and tim boot u up
so you better give it up youngn cos we grown gorillaz roun here and u pissn me dafuck up

@Crayola
Yo lil Crayola you wanna freestyle lets do this
U think u can beat me or reach me ya straight foolish
Big Shish gon rip u so am I
Man Im startin to think u Aint even worth my time
Ya say ya crayola but dey aint no color in ya spit
I rip from east to west so when emcees see me dey split
My Flow is furious spit more flames den a dragon
Im da one in da caddy u in da grocery store doin da baggin
Im gon tell u da truth ya rymes is kinda whack
So whatever gay ya gotem from ya need to givem Back!

Holla, Homey u cant beat Me Im Nairalands Greatest Memba dis Name Da Infamous J-Nice

@ Crayola
U aint no thug u aint got no clique
Haha Even you say u got a lil Di$$
U Betta step up because aint no time to slip
Ya betta get to walkin because All u going to gets a fat lip
U ryme like a preschooler Hit Knit and Bit
Go Back to preschool Wit ya Crayola Sh$$
I'm not da one to beef wit im da one youll lose to
I'm defanately gon rip u because Crayola Even 2 Year olds Use You

                           Ha Ha HHHHHHHaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Please stop I don't want to half to rip u again HA Ha
p.s. Get a New Nickname

Yea I'm A Young Spud And u An Old Man
But U get no pussy ya still usin ya hand
My Meats Like A Sausage U got a Vienna
I rip u so Bad got da fans Laughin like hiennas
U Say u can flow But you don't know what to do
Cant rip a nigga 13 and u whos 22
I ripped u once twice and even thrice
Dont Feel Bad Remember U Beefin wit J-Nice


                                        Man Ya Boring me get a clue Dis Is How Us youngsts Ryme

Yea Check this

Lyrically I guess U might be tight
But I begged playboy 2 sit himself back
U just dressed up like President bush
When it's ya sex time U beg ya baby to push
Wats up wit ya stick- Guess U traded fo some candy sh*t
Pappi, lil Daddy or I should I say Lil' Puppy
I slayed Jackal,Hucarson,Reyes so call me Daddy
Truth be told ,I luved ya style but listen

The Don of Queens that's what I called in Hood
Gat a problems wit that , Nigga quitely grab some Bullet proof
I'm Out.


(Waddup J.d, It's ya turn now)

@Jduck

Oh U 13, I suggest U get stuck wit 13
I wonder U'll never smoke crack til' U 40
At ya age ,I gat money all stacked fo' ma bills
Neva did bad but made money from some pills
Ladies came, hoopin' 'round sayin' U ma baby
I was only 10 when I played chicks fo' money
Son never think I did all in the United States
Nah I once lived the Hard Knock life of Lagos State
Now I sit U down and tell U this
Son I was so hard ,I gat ma money from Diss
I dissed out 50 , MURDER INC paid ma bill
Had one hot joint wit ma' lady Lauryn Hill
I love New York, so I say Fu*k Beverly Hill
Queens is ma block still holdin' it down fo' Supreme
U want some Butter,Cream or some Cheese
I gat it all lined up like Paul Wall's grillz
Pose fo' that camera now and say Cheese


(Jduck , we got to make this thread hot play me all
    U gat Bro, No hard feelin's.
Hey Yo!!! All U gay out there, U gat game come
Put ya sh*t out here and lets see what U gat
As a Nigerian U got to stay clean n' dirty when tha Need
Arises so I just put down ma Profile lyrically so y'all
Cop that sh*t ya heard , J'duck holla bro)

Ok. i guess we ave to see how this will end.

I' d thot comin' on this forum i was on some kinda higherland/
but found y'all is whack and mentally underground in nairaland/
so i decided to murder u mummies by unleashing lyrical firearms/
none y'all can pick beef cuz this is a forum,it ain't no abertoir/
me i'm known as the physiological saboteur/
y'all premature, rappers/
don't think of tryin' to reply rzac,
cuz he brings disasters unleashin' toxins for chapters/
i saw y'all battlin' but none y'all was tight/
and if y'all ain't whack come test ur lyrical might/
i keep emceez outta sight,by snatchin' their eyeballs/
i'm glad this is on the net, cuz ma eyes ain't ready to see y'all
y'all is disgustin as an eyesore/
like u got leprosy/
it's when i hit wit magazines, that y'all make the front page of ebony/
i make nairaland emceez sing hail mary and to their L-O-R-D/*****

It has come to this
Oh happy day!

shishi boy where u at?

@ Menike
Yo Yo
Homey yes sir I am Thirteen  
But I melt da Microphone Quicka den a cone of Ice cream
I spit fire Till u emcees go insane
I got so much Game
I set antartica to Flame
On Dis thread I am da Champ Fly till I die
Light Up Like A lamp Homey close ya eyes
Carve out ya Heart Wit My Lyricall Sword
Man Da People round here is gettin me a lil bord
Sorry bought dis But im gon rip u too champ of Nairaland u know how I Do


                           AAIIGHHT We gon spit Hard now But No matter what Happens we still cool

@ Menike
Nah Nigga U aint Syk Nah Nigga u aint tight
And I Aint gon Mention what I did wit Ya girl Last Night
Im Sykest On Nairaland I already know
but im battlin u as a chance to rip Anotha hoe
B-E-E-To da f
Afta Im threw witu dey aint gon be nothin left
And Im astonishi people wit my crazy Game and Flow
Said i cant believe this kid owns the whole Show
You Know If ya wanna spit like me and stop havin to boast
Get out a pen and A paper and take u some notes

hey shishi feel this vibes
hey yo shishi i come out straight at u
u punk dont even say ur real
i came from the spot just to take the top
im in love with eve and why dont u just leave
respect urself niggar dnt beef
dont be the next contestant on that eve gurl for real
cos u know whatcommon lets keep that btw me and u

@ Menike
Standin there starin frozen wit fear
because da words ya hear don't appear clear to ya ear
Is it my malicious metaphors or my viscious vocab
One week in da game i got everything you don't have
soon as i go they all know ill rip you
If i go first homeboy you wont get to
U Not worth my Time lil gay menike
You nothin but a pussy i figured youd be a lil menlike
Homes im sorry forgot u was a gay
But I dont care im gon rip ya anyways


CCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

@ Crayola
Dis is for all yaw chumps who think yaw can beat me
Well none yaw can touch me not even reach me
Da mic erupt with flow every time i rip show
Every body run da mic bought to explode
da mic melts any time i touch it
Fans dey love it da hatas say bump it
rip many rappas popped many poets
I'm da best in da game and all yaw know it
So busta rappas watch yaself don't get killed
And memba one thing son J-Nice is fareal

hey shishi feel this vibes
hey yo shishi i come out straight at u
u punk don't even say your real
i came from the spot just to take the top
im in love with eve and why don't u just leave
respect yourself niggar dnt beef
don't be the next contestant on that eve girl for real
because u know whatcommon lets keep that between me and u

I heard u gotta MIC but it really aint TRU
i guess u kinda YOUNG homie, but u aint no JEEZY
someone call dre cos this BUSTA left home without his RHYMES
run ur mouf, u get bloodied like a tampon
your playground rhymes are whack homie and u plastic like a strap-on
da rhyme prime minister, one linerz sharper than barber shop linerz
u takn my gal,?, dats like seeing wesley snipes in a tan shop
nigga u aint ready, Shishiville niggaz stand up, homie u need to MAN UP
My grade 4 youngns will rob u and won't even say nigga hand up
nigga dont make me run u ,sun u, get homo thugs to b@tt f*ck u
Shishi gonna show u, u a b*tch and u softa than Tofu
I'm a love-vendor, youz a wimp, u need to get a bigger team
in fact i suggest u go to church, cos my rhymes infestd u like a demon
u wanna take my gurl, nigga dream on, what da fuc diz b*tch on?
Dont make me spread u across my bush like a roll on
U couldnt catch me if i was walking and u was running
cant catch me if i was talking and u was rappn
i suggest u need to go back to da oven lil p*ssy
cos whateva beef u cookn ait done mutha f*cka!

lol shishi,

u are da top jduck and tru mic,but tru mic wins

Hahaha J  (I would give U ya favourite, 9line Raps)

@Jduck13

Bro life is cool but cud be a fool
I gat 20 calibre gettin ready fo' ma rule
Truth be told U just a lil' lil' cool
I deal wit Niggas who really think they who
I'd done it, mess it I slayed ma ex-foes

U ma nairaland best lyrical pal
So I never want to see U lose
Sit down have fun wit ma chick Sassy Pall
Before I turn Jduck to Jpork (I'm Out)


(That's all from me on this Thread  Jduck
  Waddup I give U ya props,Nice flow n' style
  But you might need some 18lines or more   n'
  Strong punchlines if U face gays like, fool Jagenne, Jackal,Hucarson
  Reyes/Hucarson(because he uses 2 id's when he get booed )
  But true Story Mukina, Niterider and Spikelord would tell U)


  I'm Out now y'all holla baq @ ya Boy The Don dela Capone of Queens
  Y'all go cop the Mixtape , "The Supreme Ambassadors of Queens" at
  Ya local C. D stores and WareHouses

Aight people start votin on who won Jduck or Menike
My boi did his thing make sure u read and vote carefully


holla

all this yakety yak making me feel dizzy,

It's da lyrical grim reaper, prepare for da massacre,bout to skin y'all like cassava,

J u betta duck because this time my blows going right tru u
you get beat up so bad even haitian niggaz aint gonna believe its voodoo
you're lil flame thrower, i'm a straight inferno torch scorcher
when u hear my voice, u going to melt like frozen butter
my rhyme flow's more complicated than an electrical appliance
'll punch you once but get knocked out twice
okay u got a few rhymes, u was meant to be da kid wonder
but right now, even da hoes startn to wonder
used to be da no 1 stunner but now u startn 2 stutter
in da rhyme sh*t i'm a hummer, you're more like a 85 honda
i dissed u once but u had to come at me thrice
and u still failed to nail me to da cross like christ
because my rhymes make u and your play group friends scatter like mice
don't make me disconnect your back bone and stab u wit your own ribs
because u going to get touched next time u got cray name up on your lips
da  prime time rhyme slayer,  flow is prettier like Nefetiti
display clours like a prism, paint pictures with words, got emcees feeln dizzy
Menike can't touch me, i'm lyrically invinsible, it's physically impossible
it's incredible, menike u straight edible, get crushd nd eaten like skittles
i'm da elephant of this jungle, menike your more like stuart little
call me amphibian, because my rhyme flow change colours like a lizard
menike jus got caught up in crayola ryhme blizard, u softer than gizzard
ma flow's retard, my hoes retard, u get used and thrown out like a phone card
u softa than a wet tissue, nigga your flows is pre-school, dnt make me have to diss u
i'll beat u, stitch u. beat u agin because so i can lynch u
baby i came to snatch your rattle, my flows make u satnd still like a statue
it's drastic, u stretchy like panty elastic, this lyrical gymnastics, u get broken like a match stick
Big shish is da softest nigga on this site, because homie got shook and he dnt want to fight
and tru mic is a bitch fighting over a bitch with a bitch,
2 gays, prolly bang each other in da rump
y'all are softer than bunch of shool girsl blowing bubble from they gum

@ menike
rhyme flow give u sudden n deadly head cold rushes
u just a itch like da bush up in my crotches
assaulted by da rhyme assasin,i'll beat u wit your own crutches
open ur eyes u start seeing little moving  colour blotches
u need to sharpen your metal son its gettn real rusty
froggy like kermit, u need a special permit to be at dis rhyme summit, dammit my rhymes make you feel funny got your tummy runny
u softa than frosties, like your home boy J-daffy, y'all smell like laffy taffy
i'm da hardest thug up on my street, u da softest acts on sesame street
i'm crayola, so guess i got kolors for y'all fo real
menike u a big bird, nah- my bad, i'll call you yellow tweety
and j daffy green wit envy cos flows bang hard like a semi
i'll drink y'all like remi, wear y'all like fendi, and i'll turn y'all off like a celly
u aint real nigga, u watching 2 much telly, holla at your boy when your punchlines get heavy

@ crayola
Dudes whack can tell you've had out your pen and paper
the only way you get some is if trap her and rape her
I'm blowin u up the the thread like U.S. is Iraq
I'm fresh all the time just like new a fitted hat
Dude you rap like my grandma and shes over the hill
you dull like a shovel i shine like mike jones grill
Just like a skateboard i stay on the grind
You'll fine out real quick a hard head makes a soft behind

o menike thi fool dissin u lets rip both these fools again
And Crayola i thought i told u to get a new nickname

CRAYOLA:

@ menike

i'm crayola, so guess i got kolors for y'all fo real
menike u a big bird, nah- my bad, i'll call you yellow tweety

CRAYOLA:

[b]

Menike can't touch me, i'm lyrically invinsible, it's physically impossible
it's incredible, menike u straight edible, get crushd nd eaten like skittles
i'm da elephant of this jungle, menike your more like stuart little
call me amphibian, because my rhyme flow change colours like a lizard
menike jus got caught up in crayola ryhme blizard, u softer than gizzard

(Menike Speaks)
Use Mariah Careys' "We belong together" beat)
You nigga made me do this and I had to call Caddilac Tah
Into the Studio for this sh*t (Haha) . Crayola who tha Bleep 're
U talkin'  to ?!! Get ready fo' ya funeral . Yo Jduck, I guess U were
Weak fo' this gay, but I'm back from ma'30mins retirement
Check This


Nigga I'm on the Studio cookin' up ma beat
I'm on ya block checkin' on all ma clicks
Logged on to Nairaland watch this sh*t
A lil' pussy made man Crayola callin me a big Bird, sh*t
I feel ya age - go ahead watch sesame street till ya 60
Cuz U'll always be a kid,I'll be at ya weddin' when U 80
Fo'reel I easily get pissed off - Seein' pussys actin' his tough
If U never heard of me, I'm ya newest nightmare never fu*k wit me
Street is hard but ya life is blank,Thought Jduck13 gat U tired wit plank
I always hate lil' gays talkin' sh*t
Take ya shirt off show the world U ain't sh*t
Come here actin' like you're a king what
Shut up fool U still ain't gat no bling n' watch
Remember when I met U back in ya crib
Nigga U were so lonely coward playin' wit ya privates
U say U was a lyrically invisible - WHAT-  U
If U was invisible I pray to GOD come take me wit U
U never gat skill and ya flow is weak
U like a pony who's been learnin to work fo 360 weaks

Guys told me U called ma name
1st thought was, "Who da hell was Crayola"
Nigga I did ma search, Your hood say U gat no fame
Some say U gay and ya gay pal's name is Vanilla
So here some silicon tell Vanilla is good fo' her boobs
And if U need one I gat one for U too
Come get it at ya favorite gay spot "Jallens Poobs"
I hate when gay boys like U call me sh*t
Ma pals here kicked Reyes, Jackal from this sh*t
Neva blame me for hatin' on y'all gay
I rather fall in love wit ma babes and hayes
So U muthafu*kers get used to this
Menike still goin xpose U lil' she-male wit ma beats
So pardon me - If U hate it here's a pass go n' snitch
Crayola U kno U're a bitch, so move quick lil' fish
All U muthaf*cker who want more from me
I just gat elevated to THE DON OF QUEENS- U fish
Made man Crayola, so don't fu*k wit me (Sh*t)


(That goes fo any fool on this thread who goin call me out again
   
   Jduck13 , FINALLY I RETIRE FROM THIS THREAD ) .

N:b ; Crayola  , I don't kno U but U just made me bury U
         On this thread , But I know I would see U at the Funeral
         Ceremony . R.I.P gay

menike, i felt da pain, j suck- menike rippn harder than u now lil homie

It's da lyrical super heavy weighter, u nigg*z useless like wet paper
rhyme flows is hurricane, u get get flung from a sky craper
Like Stevie, i start 2 wonder because i can't really c y'all nigg*z
Thelma and Louise, u juvenile, u get scorched by my 400 degreez
I'm a lyrical cannibal, rhymes sicker than malariawit a lil shot of clamydia, u kiddies gettn sillier and sillier, bout 2 get eatn like cereal
Y'all just b*tches in your crew like Olivia,  J-duck i'm no longer feeling ya
Y'all broker than Arsenio, get broken like a radio, i don murderd menike guess we gotta start planning fo his funeral.
Y'all my lil nephews, don't tangle wit your uncle
I'll call u Kunta kinte because u get shankled at da ankle
crack your jaw, hang u from a tree and watch u dangle
u get strangle by a mantle, i'll beat u to a pulp, then i'll save your life
just 2 make an example, i'm a big ryda, y'all niggaz a$$ 2 small for da saddle
stick to your abc-s, because for real y'all want it wit me

@ Crayola And Playboy
Menike rippin betta than me it may be true
But no room to talk we both rip betta den u
Weak rejects tryin to Say dey bumpin
yaw aint nothin gay niggas jus frontin
Crayola I've used u before i ever picked up a mic
Used u in preschool when i was first learnin to draw or right
U ask me how im da best Its a simple answer
I ripped u people till ya sick like cancer
I beat all who face me and Laughin at ya weak attacks
Look im still standin and attackin back
My Army of flow Have u beggin on ya knees
Have u sayin its true im best Yellin forgive my defiance please
I know U scared of gettin ripped by a 13 year old again
But i got news for u whateva u do im still go win

C-R-A-Y-O-L- to da A
Crayola A weak bitch nothin but a gay
Menike I aint to weak and i dont need help
I already ripped him once by myself
Crayola Time to get locked up ya do da crime ya pay da time
Please nigga leave wit ya dr. seuss ryme
Now i dont want to be mean but Scram!
Stop wastin my time wit ya green eggs and ham

j-SUCK

i'm da poison  to ur blood, i'm soap to your water
im like salt 2 ur wounds, lillte kiddies, y'all gettn scared by da goons
I'm a terror like Zharqawi, make mcs run 2 dety mummies, they feel sick in they tummies
Crayola, i'm straight gutter, ur flow softa than butta
ma flows on point like a needle, i flow sharper than a box cutta
i'm a  strong british pound, u just a weak dollar, u get murdered by lyrical thunder
it's frightening, ma rhymeflow strike emcees like lightening
J, u too weak, u aint neva murdered me once, menike tried a bit but he still way short, and you way off
You betta take ur loss, like Dre i rose from defeat, straight 2 my feet
u get ridden like a donkey
my flow tastier than kentucky, my flow ride smooth,  ur flows kinda wonky
common Jay, u know its cray and im bout to fix Menike like a car Mechanic.