Just for the fun of it,i created this thread.we all have been guilty of such silly questions before and i knw you recieved a silly reply. here are just some silly questions people ask dat needs silly replies.
1. na your face be this
ans: no na my hips.
2. on ur wedding,one guy walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife.he asked
na ur wife be this?
Ans: no oh! Na ur sister classmate be this.
3. Give me ur phone no: 0803....thanks.he asked
so u dey use mtn?
Ans:no! Na nepa i dey use.
4. I listened to 9' oclock news and it was announced that the election was postponed.he asked
Who told you?
Ans: na one barber for your village.
5. Standing in front of a police station.he asked
shey na police be this?
Ans: no! Na school
6. U c me in d morning and instead of greeting u asked u don wake?
Ans:no, na sleep i dey!
7. Someone see u infront of your house with only boxers on. He ask na ur house be dis?
Ans:no na my office.
8. U dey bank ur friend ask, u con transate!
Ans: no i con apply 4 visa.
Add yours.

He asked : na nairaland be this?

Ans: nooo Na sterling bank

some1 calls u around 3am nd asked,are u sleeping?
No o i dey pick beans