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Joke Bank...official Thread by NicheNaija: 6:24am On Nov 03, 2013
This life is just too short for you too keep thinking jare..read this joke:

Akpos attended a church service one
Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl.
While the pastor was preaching he said,
“Tell the person seated next to you that he
or she is beautiful”
Akpos immediately stood up and the pastor
said, “Where are you going?”
Akpos replied, “I’m changing seats, do you
want me to lie in the house of God?”

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Before you go..jusk know life is simple..4get your sorrows..it is gonna be well..read this joke:
A Reverend father was praying over the
offering in church.
Akpos opened his eyes and saw the father
taking five thousand naira out of the bowl.
The father saw that Akpos caught him red-
handed.
So he said ” Blessed are those who see and
remain quiet. Amen”
Akpos replied “For they shall receive their
share, Halleluyah!”

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