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11 Lies Disney Told Us About Love by Dhurmynick(m): 8:42pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Listen sister, if a guy saves you from a dragon, you marry him. Nope, your toys do not come alive as soon as you step out of the room. And sorry, even if you looked like Gisele, forest animals would still not help you get ready for any stinkin' ball. Disney movies have been lying to us our entire lives. And in the real world, there aren't fairy tales. (Except for you, Kate Middleton . You are the only one.) It's not to say we don't enjoy these movies (or still sing along with Ariel and Belle, ahem). But damn, Disney gave us some high hopes when it came to true love and soul mates. Check out these 11 lies Disney movies told us about love, thereby forever screwing up our dating expectations. 1. Love at first sight is a super normal thing that happens. All. The. Time. 2. Disobeying your parents to sneak around with a guy you just met will inevitably end with you two getting married . 3. Every girl should dream that a stranger's kiss will be the key to waking her from an endless slumber (or hangover). 4. Bestiality means finding your soul mate—and it won't get you arrested. 5. You'll find The One during your first dip into the dating pool. And you two will live happily ever after. [img]http://giffiles./268/2681.gif[/img] 6. Wishing on stars is what makes dreams come true—not hard work. [img]http://.net/i/319.gif[/img] 7. If you need to pretend to be someone you're not to get his attention ... do it! [img]http://rewd.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/whatever-snl-cinderella-gif.gif[/img] 8. It's only when you hit rock bottom that you'll meet the love of your life. And he'll be the one to pull your co-dependent ass off the floor and fix all your problems. 9. Don't plan on living any sort of exciting or fulfilling life— until that someday when your Prince will come. He'll find you. Not the other way around, sister. Get it straight. 10. Giving up that characteristic/ talent/skill that makes you special in order to be with a guy is totally OK. He doesn't care how dumb you are as long as you're pretty. 11. All it takes is one simple kiss, dance or duet to know if this dude is The One. #Dhurmynick #Fp please |
Re: 11 Lies Disney Told Us About Love by Nobody: 9:04pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Lol, 1. how about the fairy god mother thingy? 2. That you could talk to animals. 3. That provided you are going to rescue a pretty lady, you'd always come back victorious. |
Re: 11 Lies Disney Told Us About Love by Dhurmynick(m): 9:06pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
idnoble135: Lol, that's love related.. not love itself.. i pray this makes fp |
Re: 11 Lies Disney Told Us About Love by Nobody: 9:15pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Dhurmynick:Kindly add fasting to it. |
Re: 11 Lies Disney Told Us About Love by henryvirus(m): 9:22pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Number 4 gat me reeling wiv lafta 'beauty n d beast' |
Re: 11 Lies Disney Told Us About Love by njuwo(m): 8:54am On Nov 04, 2013 |
idnoble135:without food nor water 1 Like |
Re: 11 Lies Disney Told Us About Love by Nobody: 10:39am On Nov 04, 2013 |
mod.. put this on fp. i support |
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