Listen sister, if a guy saves you from
a dragon, you marry him.
Nope, your toys do not come alive as soon as
you step out of the room. And sorry, even
if you looked like Gisele, forest animals
would still not help you get ready for any
stinkin' ball.
Disney movies have been lying to us our entire
lives. And in the real world, there aren't
fairy tales. (Except for you, Kate Middleton .
You are the only one.) It's not to say we
don't enjoy these movies (or still sing along
with Ariel and Belle, ahem). But damn, Disney
gave us some high hopes when it came to true
love and soul mates.

Check out these 11 lies Disney movies told us
about love, thereby forever screwing up our
dating expectations.

1. Love at first sight is a super
normal thing that happens. All.
The. Time.


2. Disobeying your parents to sneak
around with a guy you just met will
inevitably end with you two getting
married .


3. Every girl should dream that a
stranger's kiss will be the key to
waking her from an endless
slumber (or hangover).


4. Bestiality means finding your
soul mate—and it won't get you
arrested.


5. You'll find The One during your
first dip into the dating pool. And
you two will live happily ever after.
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6. Wishing on stars is what makes
dreams come true—not hard work.
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7. If you need to pretend to be
someone you're not to get his
attention ... do it!
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8. It's only when you hit rock
bottom that you'll meet the love of
your life. And he'll be the one to
pull your co-dependent ass off the
floor and fix all your problems.


9. Don't plan on living any sort of
exciting or fulfilling life— until that
someday when your Prince will
come. He'll find you. Not the other
way around, sister. Get it straight.


10. Giving up that characteristic/
talent/skill that makes you special
in order to be with a guy is totally
OK. He doesn't care how dumb you
are as long as you're pretty.


11. All it takes is one simple kiss,
dance or duet to know if this dude
is The One.


#Dhurmynick
#Fp please

Lol,
1. how about the fairy god mother thingy?
2. That you could talk to animals.
3. That provided you are going to rescue a pretty lady, you'd always come back victorious.

idnoble135: Lol,
1. how about the fairy god mother thingy?
2. That you could talk to animals.
3. That provided you are going to rescue a pretty lady, you'd always come back victorious.

that's love related.. not love itself.. i pray this makes fp

Dhurmynick:

that's love related.. not love itself.. i pray this makes fp

Kindly add fasting to it.

Number 4 gat me reeling wiv lafta 'beauty n d beast'

idnoble135:
Kindly add fasting to it.

without food nor water

mod.. put this on fp. i support