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Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 4:54pm On Jul 11, 2008
Ituen and his SauceKid were visiting a mall for the first time. they were amazed by almost everything they saw especially by two shiny walls that moved apart and back together by themselves again.
Ituen asked' "What is this SauceKid?"
SauceKid, having never seen an elevator before in his life answered' "I have no idea my Guy"
While Ituen and SauceKid were watching with wide eyes and open mouths, an old lady in a wheelchair moved to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and she rolled herself between them into the small room. The walls closed and Ituen and SauceKid watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened again and an eighteen year old with the body of a model stepped out.
SauceKid stared at Ituen anxiously and told him "Ol boy go and get Ibkaye FAST".
grin cool
Re: Ituen The Bushman by princesa(f): 5:01pm On Jul 11, 2008
. . . . . , . and the morale is
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2008
ha ha , ibkaye, i didn't know u required a ''magic shape/age changer'' to make u look younger. coolykdat, u don dey find trouble o!!!
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 5:27pm On Jul 11, 2008
cheesy cheesy
Trouble is my middlename
cool
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 5:33pm On Jul 11, 2008
welcome to nairaland na. na u go suffer.
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 11, 2008
roflmao good one cheesy
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 5:44pm On Jul 11, 2008
see the mouth u dey take laff.
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 5:46pm On Jul 11, 2008
mykali:

welcome to nairaland na. na u go suffer.
**shaking in my size 10 boots**

Bone jo I no dey fear angry

*cocks joke gun and points it at Nlnders*

Take cover guys I've got a gun and I'm gonna use it. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jul 11, 2008
hehehe
Re: Ituen The Bushman by princesa(f): 6:42pm On Jul 11, 2008
@poster

for a newbie u pretty much got guts
keep it up and hope it lasts u cool
Re: Ituen The Bushman by bibs(f): 7:03pm On Jul 11, 2008
coolykdat! coolykdat!! coolykdat!!!
how many times i call u?

*singing*
no do no do no do gragra for hia
u beta mind urself
o boy,
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 7:19pm On Jul 11, 2008
@ princesa
tanx 4 the compliment.

no be only guts i get liver follow dey!

@ bibs

easy call my name, no be u give me!

*replies song*

Categorically, I'm da best Mentally
no gainsaying I'm da cutest Physically
don't doubt me I go take over NLD
Incredible, Remarkable, Unbeatable, Palatable, Reliable.


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

cool
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jul 11, 2008
:-x
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 7:48pm On Jul 11, 2008
@ibk
no comment?
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 11, 2008
my comment was - roflmao
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2008
lol angry

i contradict maself.
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2008
lol
Re: Ituen The Bushman by dreeldee: 8:31pm On Jul 11, 2008
nawah o embarassed
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jul 11, 2008
kini
Re: Ituen The Bushman by ayusman16(m): 8:45pm On Jul 11, 2008
cocolykdat, really like the idea of ur post. dats a bomb! Expect more from u wink
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jul 11, 2008
hmmm, i don't think the guy is new o cheesy
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 9:01pm On Jul 11, 2008
ibkaye:

hmmm, i don't think the guy is new o cheesy

And u thought about this all by ur self!

Ur brain must be really exhausted from all that stress!

**pours cold water on Ibkaye's head**
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
cool
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jul 11, 2008
coolykdat:

And u thought about this all by your self!

your brain must be really exhausted from all that stress!

**pours cold water on Ibkaye's head**
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
cool
lol ese cheesy
Re: Ituen The Bushman by ituen(m): 10:52pm On Jul 11, 2008
If you take a look at the story, its caucekid that sld be the bushman.
Re: Ituen The Bushman by princesa(f): 10:54am On Jul 12, 2008
i dont think so undecided
Re: Ituen The Bushman by ThugLife1(m): 8:26pm On Jul 12, 2008
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Ituen The Bushman by princesa(f): 8:37pm On Jul 12, 2008
flies enter the opened mouth
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Jeovy(m): 9:58pm On Jul 12, 2008
coolykdat

you must really know ituen from home grin
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 1:29pm On Jul 13, 2008
Jeovy:

coolykdat

you must really know ituen from home grin
Yes na, na me carry civilization go their village.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Wait o! Jeovy no be d same place una from come wink
cool
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jul 13, 2008
cool
Re: Ituen The Bushman by MrInfo1(m): 2:58pm On Jul 13, 2008
. . . . .Ituen The Bushman . . . . . angry



That aren't news na undecided




@ Ituen


I lie ? wink
Re: Ituen The Bushman by tufe(m): 3:17pm On Jul 13, 2008
tite joke. i love it cheesy

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