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Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 9:45pm On Sep 10, 2009
Hi 'Staffs' in the House,
As the principal of 'Karacter College' also known as Eleko Beer Parlour. I think it is high time NB introduce Drinking competition!

We have Maltina Dance all, Gulder ultimate Search , Star Trek and now I am beging them to do STAR Drinking competition, I cant dance much, and I can speak too much english but beer parlour english, am i am great.

I cant wait to enter the DRINKING ACADEMY pls,

What do you guys think?
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 9:48pm On Sep 10, 2009
Av got alot of drinking SWAGGER! grin
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by lysaa(f): 9:49pm On Sep 10, 2009
are u up to 18yrs?

if not show a letter of consent duely signed by popsy.
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 10:51pm On Sep 11, 2009
lysaa:

are u up to 18yrs?

if not show a letter of consent duely signed by popsy.

Do i look like a kid to you?

Yea, many years above 18 years, so when are we starting the competition?
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by D1KeleVra(m): 11:19pm On Sep 11, 2009
cheesy cheesy cheesy wey Studio? cheesy tongue
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 11:36pm On Sep 11, 2009
His doing the house girl.
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 11:37pm On Sep 11, 2009
His doing the house girl.
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 11:41pm On Sep 11, 2009
His doing the house girl.
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by D1KeleVra(m): 11:46pm On Sep 11, 2009
Broda me! I don hia u o! smiley
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 11:54pm On Sep 11, 2009
Ok. smiley
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 12:04am On Sep 12, 2009
CrazyMan:

His doing the house girl.

I dont understand you here bros, Shayo dey ur eyes, abi na friday hang over?
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 12:06am On Sep 12, 2009
CrazyMan:

Ok. smiley
Ok what? U too don kolo just like ur name abi?
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 12:11am On Sep 12, 2009
@all
This competition has rules

1. It is for stable minded people who wants to visit the KOLO island and come back to their normal state after some hours or even days!

So Crazyman, you are always there so you are not qualify, sorry!
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by Baxilexi(m): 12:23am On Sep 12, 2009
i for like join o, shey una get pami grin, monkey tail or maya cheesy



if you've got any spirits am in. 43% and above.
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 12:33am On Sep 12, 2009
Guesman, why do you say I'm not qualified, or are you scared that I would scoope all the gold medals grin
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 1:01am On Sep 12, 2009
CrazyMan:

Guesman, why do you say I'm not qualified, or are you scared that I would scoope all the gold medals grin
Cos u a kolocious already!!! grin
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 1:24am On Sep 12, 2009
But that's not fair, I have to participate like every other person, regardless of my crazy status.
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by bydot1(m): 1:37am On Sep 12, 2009
Spoilt kids 'em
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 1:55am On Sep 12, 2009
What's that suppose to mean?
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 2:05am On Sep 12, 2009
by.dot:

Spoilt kids 'em


Old man, What are you insinuating? Me kid, I think you need your glasses Grand Pa!

CrazyMan:

But that's not fair, I have to participate like every other person, regardless of my crazy status.

Permission Granted
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by bashydemy(m): 5:54am On Sep 12, 2009
where is the competition taking place cos i need to be there.
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by bydot1(m): 6:08am On Sep 12, 2009
Yaba left, u shud be there!
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by bashydemy(m): 7:59am On Sep 12, 2009
well i guess i have no interest cos i dont even know where yaba is let alone left.
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 1:10pm On Sep 12, 2009
Stop lying
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 1:18pm On Sep 12, 2009
by.dot:

Yaba left, u shud be there!

Says who?

bashy_demy:

well i guess i have no interest cos i dont even know where yaba is let alone left.

dont mind him!
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by lysaa(f): 1:41pm On Sep 12, 2009
all these small small children, una parents know wetin una dey plan so? this competition is for 26yrs n above jorr
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 5:39pm On Sep 12, 2009
If you must know, I'm 36 years possibly the oldest peoson here, so don't put me in the same caterigory with the little children. cool
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 12:03am On Sep 13, 2009
CrazyMan:

If you must know, I'm 36 years possibly the oldest peoson here, so don't put me in the same caterigory with the little children. cool
meaning u will u die b4 us all things been equal,

guseman:

Says who?

dont mind him!
.me!

lysaa:

all these small small children, una parents know wetin una dey plan so? this competition is for 26yrs n above jorr

yes am above that cut off man.

I no fit invite u to my party make u no shayo, my eyes no clear, pass the bottles make e rich eyerybodii, oko won lode, tori oko won lode ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by CrazyMan(m): 12:13am On Sep 13, 2009
How you doing bro cool
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 12:23am On Sep 13, 2009
I am fine, though i am hotter than fire! After some bottles. Wanna join me? feeling my sytle.No mind them pretenders.I no fit retire!
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by guseman(m): 12:24am On Sep 13, 2009
Aye ti mowa/ ori mi ma jen go sa o!
Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by bydot1(m): 5:56am On Sep 13, 2009
u well so?

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