9. Get a Mouth Action.
8. Find out why its never straight.
7. Pee standing up at the roadside.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl
consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the one doing the
bonking.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to
how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see
if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand why guys always add 2inches when
measuring with a ruler.
1. Repeat number 9