This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat, it just amuses me to no end. Whoever said the Creator doesn't have a sense of humour?

The original post:

"A friend recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down.
The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and pulled it until the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.
That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went 'boing!' and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighbourhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, 'Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,' and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?’

She replied, 'You won't believe this,' and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, 'Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it.’
She told the pastor, 'I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her.'
Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor. And He DOES answer specific prayers, sometimes in very unusual ways.

OLAADEGBU:
Sing A Hymn

If you must speed on the expressway, here are some hymns to sing along or play in a high volume as you drive along: (convert this into kilometres if necessary)

At 45 mph sing: "God will take care of me"

At 55 mph sing: "Guide me, O Thou Great Jehovah"

at 65 mph sing: "Nearer my God to Thee"

at 75 mph sing: "Nearer still nearer"

at 85 mph sing "This world is not my home"

at 95 mph sing: "Lord, 'am coming home"

at 100 mph sing: "Precious memories"

Hypocrite!
Achorladey, come over here & meet your Crew member.

Janosky:

Hypocrite!
Achorladey, come over here & meet your Crew member.

OLAADEGBU:

What did Adam tell Eve On Christmas day?

OLAADEGBU:
Not Ashamed Of The Name. Merry CHRISTmas!

OLAADEGBU:


It's Christmas, Eve!

Continue deceiving yourself.
The screenshot of kumuyi statement says it all.

achorladey:


We know you are the one propagating ARCHAIC IDEAS TO BE MOCKED AND ARE IRRELEVANT AS A RESULT OF RECENT BIBLICAL EVIDENCE.

One of such evidence is that your religious organisation says others don't use the name JEHOVAH in their worship to God only for Janosky the NO GET SENSE PEDDLING PEDDLER to say they (churches) will sing songs having the name JEHOVAH.
That's a typical NO GET SENSE PEDDLING

Janosky:

The Atheist WAILING with kumuyi slave that Jehovah is not God's name until the evidence presented on this forum, rebuked their mumu tantrums.