Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,665 members, 7,955,405 topics. Date: Sunday, 22 September 2024 at 04:09 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? (4285 Views)
When You Beat A Boy,and He Said "I Will Go And Call My Brothers" / I Am Akpos The Greatest Liar On Earth, Can You Beat That??? / I Am The Greatest Liar On Earth (2) (3) (4)
The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by favouredseed(f): 11:48am On Nov 10, 2013 |
(1) My dad just bought a generator that uses palm oil. (2) I just finished praying on Lagos/ Ibadan express way. (3) We use to have 7 swimming pools in my house until armed robbers, stole 6. (4) Come and see Hummer 7 that uses water in my daddy's garage. (5) Hope u guys know dead sea? My dad killed it. (6) I am in ABU jos and i study NECO. (7) My mum sold the wood they later called Hollywood to the owner! ( I school in Oxford University bt ASUU Strike brought me back. (9) I just bought an aeroplane, its parked inside my house. (10) My new Range Rover has five tires. (11) Queen elizabeth na my aunty. (12) My blackberry Z10 rings under water. OYA!!! CHALLENGE ME WITH YOURS IF YOU CAN... 2 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 12:10pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
my Nokia 3310 have 3G that makes my connection faster than Tecno F7 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 12:13pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
BB HAS DEVELOPED AN APP THAT CAN MAKE MY NOKIA 1110 PING. 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by abbeycial: 12:56pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
I am d first to comment and na me get nairaland but Seun na my secretary. 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 1:03pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
my BB bold 5 get dvd slot. 2 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by favouredseed(f): 1:05pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
possibilita: my Nokia 3310 have 3G that makes my connection faster than Tecno F7 |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by favouredseed(f): 1:09pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
My Dads private jet is using kerosine My boyfriend just bought me a blackberry. He will buy the pin next week 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 1:25pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
favoured-seed:i'm currently watching youtube video on my grandma's nokia 1616-2 |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 1:29pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
favoured-seed:you won't be needing that pin cos you will have to subscribe so why not just collect the money and pay me so i can get you a cheat pin so that you don't have to subscribe anymore. 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by vizboy(m): 8:39pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
well My dad went to mars on foot. The lion saw my face and ran away. Well you said your father killed red sea, well you wouldnt be disappointed if I tell you my father brought it back to life and killed it again as it was uncontrolable I just finish building my house in the middle of the air I slapped obama and he congratulated me. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by Vicotex(m): 11:43pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
my psvita get sim slot |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by Baba419(m): 11:55pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Na me be jesus |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 8:27am On Nov 11, 2013 |
My great Grand mother is still a virgin. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by Lindajohn(f): 11:55am On Nov 11, 2013 |
The rate of joblesness in nairaland is very high, LWKMD 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by Dannylux: 12:40pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Dangote never pay my papa the $1B loan wey e give am since last year |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 4:07pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Na only River Niger bin day 9ja so ah come dig River Benue Join am. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by Nobody: 6:51pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Beyonce dey chase me, wetin I go do, so dat Jay Z no go kill me. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by favouredseed(f): 8:13pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
possibilita: you won't be needing that pin cos you will have to subscribe so why not just collect the money and pay me so i can get you a cheat pin so that you don't have to subscribe anymore.LOL ... Stil tinking of a response |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 8:15pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
na my elder brother act legend of the seeker,Merlin na ma twin brother act am |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by favouredseed(f): 8:23pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
possibilita: Na only River Niger bin day 9ja so ah come dig River Benue Join am. Chai u come dig am connect connect to Atlantic ocean sarbest001: Beyonce dey chase me, wetin I go do, so dat Jay Z no go kill me.No gree for her o, cos she wan use u get citizinship for Naija cos Naija is more developed dan America. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by Adrenaline123(m): 8:57pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Baba419: Na me be jesusguy respect that name bro. 2 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by Adrenaline123(m): 9:03pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Na me dey barb Obama hair I dey plug boiler for river niger when I wan baf I neva use google before tuface dey dash me em hair after barbing 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by geedot: 9:40pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
i just finished writing university of ibadan's aptitude test.. I'm an aspirant of pilot engineering.. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by geedot: 9:44pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
nicki minaj was ma ex.. I dumped her because kim-k wooed me.. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by Nobody: 10:59pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
favoured-seed:Wetin I go do now, she don dey threaten me, she talk say she go rape me if I no gree. Abeg wetin I go do now?? |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 6:28am On Nov 12, 2013 |
na directly to high tension ah day from charge my phone. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by abelmovic1: 7:13am On Nov 12, 2013 |
Halalala BBM now on Nokia phone |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 8:35am On Nov 12, 2013 |
Mercedes now using Nokia battery. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by Donseraphic(m): 11:36am On Nov 12, 2013 |
michelle obama na my sugar-mummy. my friend be get aids bt after taking d panadol i gave to him he was healed na me coach messi, cr7, bale and neymar.. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 12:48pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
Ppl always knows the first but do they really know the second?Niel Armstrong as the first but guess what I Am the second Man TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by adezjamz(m): 9:18am On Nov 13, 2013 |
♍¥ hen gave birth to an Elephant 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Liar On Earth ; Can You Beat That? by possibilita(m): 4:35pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
na pure water paper them day use do female condom for wa area. |
My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness / Funny Things Children Do Without Thinking ! (hilarious Photos) / Clemeningitis I Will Kill You If You Don't Explain
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 34 |