(1) My dad just bought a
generator that uses palm oil.

(2) I just finished praying on Lagos/
Ibadan express way.

(3) We use to have 7 swimming
pools in my house until armed
robbers, stole 6.

(4) Come and see Hummer 7 that uses water in my daddy's garage.

(5) Hope u guys know dead sea?
My dad killed it.

(6) I am in ABU jos and i study NECO.

(7) My mum sold the wood they later called Hollywood to the owner!

( I school in Oxford University bt ASUU Strike brought me back.

(9) I just bought an aeroplane, its parked inside my house.

(10) My new Range Rover has five tires.

(11) Queen elizabeth na my aunty.

(12) My blackberry Z10 rings under water.

OYA!!!

CHALLENGE ME WITH YOURS IF YOU
CAN...

my Nokia 3310 have 3G that makes my connection faster than Tecno F7

BB HAS DEVELOPED AN APP THAT CAN MAKE MY NOKIA 1110 PING.

I am d first to comment and na me get nairaland but Seun na my secretary.

my BB bold 5 get dvd slot.

possibilita: my Nokia 3310 have 3G that makes my connection faster than Tecno F7

My Dads private jet is using kerosine

My boyfriend just bought me a blackberry. He will buy the pin next week

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i'm currently watching youtube video on my grandma's nokia 1616-2

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My Dads private jet is using kerosine

My boyfriend just bought me a blackberry. He will buy the pin next week

you won't be needing that pin cos you will have to subscribe so why not just collect the money and pay me so i can get you a cheat pin so that you don't have to subscribe anymore.

well My dad went to mars on foot.

The lion saw my face and ran away.

Well you said your father killed red sea, well you wouldnt be disappointed if I tell you my father brought it back to life and killed it again as it was uncontrolable

I just finish building my house in the middle of the air

I slapped obama and he congratulated me.

my psvita get sim slot

Na me be jesus

My great Grand mother is still a virgin.

The rate of joblesness in nairaland is very high, LWKMD

Dangote never pay my papa the $1B loan wey e give am since last year

Na only River Niger bin day 9ja so ah come dig River Benue Join am.

Beyonce dey chase me, wetin I go do, so dat Jay Z no go kill me.

possibilita: you won't be needing that pin cos you will have to subscribe so why not just collect the money and pay me so i can get you a cheat pin so that you don't have to subscribe anymore.

LOL ... Stil tinking of a response

na my elder brother act legend of the seeker,Merlin na ma twin brother act am

possibilita: Na only River Niger bin day 9ja so ah come dig River Benue Join am.

Chai u come dig am connect connect to Atlantic ocean

sarbest001: Beyonce dey chase me, wetin I go do, so dat Jay Z no go kill me.

No gree for her o, cos she wan use u get citizinship for Naija cos Naija is more developed dan America.

Baba419: Na me be jesus

guy respect that name bro.

Na me dey barb Obama hair

I dey plug boiler for river niger when I wan baf

I neva use google before

tuface dey dash me em hair after barbing

i just finished writing university of ibadan's aptitude test.. I'm an aspirant of pilot engineering..

nicki minaj was ma ex.. I dumped her because kim-k wooed me..

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Chai u come dig am connect connect to Atlantic ocean


No gree for her o, cos she wan use u get citizinship for Naija cos Naija is more developed dan America.

Wetin I go do now, she don dey threaten me, she talk say she go rape me if I no gree. Abeg wetin I go do now??

na directly to high tension ah day from charge my phone.

Halalala BBM now on Nokia phone

Mercedes now using Nokia battery.

michelle obama na my sugar-mummy.

my friend be get aids bt after taking d panadol i gave to him he was healed

na me coach messi, cr7, bale and neymar..

Ppl always knows the first but do they really know the second?Niel Armstrong as the first but guess what I Am the second Man TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

♍¥ hen gave birth to an Elephant

na pure water paper them day use do female condom for wa area.