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Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 3:41pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
A Programmer's eyes are faster than GOOGLE to searching a Beautiful Girl in Crowd . . But... . . . . . . . . A Programmer's heart is slower than INTERNET EXPLORER while Proposing a Girl. |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 4:11pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Call Between a Customer and Tech support Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer:"No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'." 2 Likes |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 4:15pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Girls get 90+ marks in computer science Test but doesn’t know how to format a Pc. Boys get 40 marks but become professional hacker |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 4:22pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Calling yourself a PROGRAMMER Just because you know HTML is like... . . . . . . . Calling yourself an AUTHOR just because you have a PEN. 3 Likes |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by cyrielo(m): 8:44pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Lol nice one.! |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by wisemania(m): 10:59am On Nov 12, 2013 |
hammedkola: Call Between a Customer and Tech supportmy favourite....thumbs up 3 Likes |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 4:45pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
A real programmer always takes care of both "if" and "else" cases. So should we. Before going to bed a programmer puts on his night stand two glasses: one with water and one empty. When his wife asked him "why?" he said: "One with water is there in case I wake up at night and I feel thirsty". "How about the other one?" - still not getting the point asked his wife. "Oh! This is in case I wake up at night and I am not thirsty!" - replied the coding guru. |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by wisemania(m): 5:34pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
hammedkola: A real programmer always takes care of both "if" and "else" cases.hez simply insane! |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 6:31pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
u go fear where afam google chrome they request for VGA |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by danvery2k6(m): 7:15pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
hammedkola: A real programmer always takes care of both "if" and "else" cases.guy you are good with this. are you sure you should not leave coding for this? keep it coming man. |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by CODEEATER(m): 8:07pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Fixing stuff the geek way
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Re: Programmers: Time for Break by CODEEATER(m): 8:17pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Wife: honey,James is sick.. he seems to have caught a cold or flu or something.. Programmer husband: try and initiate a manual reboot by making him take a nap, if that doesn't work try flashing the latest version of panadol in him.. 20mins Lara Wife: honeyyyy,non of that worked,he needs a doctor, take a break from that computer and take him to the hospital!! programmer husband: I'll debug him when am done compiling this code. |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by CODEEATER(m): 8:27pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Grandma: hey Ralph, since u'r not so busy need u to help me get some stuff from across the road... we need eggs for dinner.. buy 3 eggs,and IF they'v got some softies, buy a crate... 5mins later ,Ralph walks in with a crate of eggs,.. Grandma: I said 3 eggs douche bag!!..not a crate. Ralph: Maaa! U said to get a crate IF THEY HAVE SOFTIES(soft drinks) Is it just me or those this guy take if statements 2 seriously.?.. 1 Like |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by CODEEATER(m): 8:34pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR PHONE IS MADE IN CHINA ; 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging. 2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc. 3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. 5. When an aeroplane passes by it records"one missed call". 6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected". 7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says"one Bluetooth device found |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by Moxie4lyf(m): 11:21pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
CODE-EATER:Lol, this last point got me laughing **very funny** 1 Like |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by Djtm(m): 2:56am On Nov 14, 2013 |
CODE-EATER:this is hilarious! |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 8:18am On Nov 14, 2013 |
CODE-EATER: All these got me laughing CODE-EATER: |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 12:46pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
How to keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by omoelu1(m): 1:13pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
CODE-EATER:kwakwakwakwakwa!!! u don cause trouble o. my neighbours are starting to think something z wrong |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by omoelu1(m): 1:15pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by omoelu1(m): 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Q: “Whats the object- oriented way to become wealthy?” A: Inheritance An error message: “Keyboard not found … press F1 to continue” Your mouse has moved. The system must reboot to effect the change! |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by wisemania(m): 4:33pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
hammedkola: How to keep a programmer in the shower all day? hammedkola: How to keep a programmer in the shower all day?hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah......guy ibeg no kill me wit laffssssss ooooooo.......oboi u funny dieeeeeee.....i dey feel you...i need more ibeg....no worry i go add break 2d method after he don apply am 50 times... |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 7:02pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
wisemania: Break after 50 times.....that's harsh of you |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by xager(m): 7:25pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
CODE-EATER: lwkmdo |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by xager(m): 7:27pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
omoelu1: Q: Why do programmers always mix up only funny jokes please |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by curiouslad(m): 11:13pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
xager:That was funny Convert 31 in OCTal and You get 25 in DECimal |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by wisemania(m): 11:55pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
curiouslad:now i get d drill....*very funny* |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by wisemania(m): 11:58pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
CODE-EATER:dis did got me cracking my ribs....hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhaahahaha*nice1* |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by wisemania(m): 12:02am On Nov 15, 2013 |
Learner: Mr Fu-tzu,i have a question to ask you sir. Mr Fu-tzu: am listenning. Learner: Sir the programmers of old used simple machines and no programming language,yet they made beautiful programs. Why do we use complicated machines and programming language? Mr Fu-Tzu: The builders of old used only sticks and clay, yet they made beautiful huts...... 1 Like |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 5:57pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
If you witness an apple store rubbed, that makes you an [size=13pt]iWitness[/size] 1 Like |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by CODEEATER(m): 8:03am On Dec 12, 2013 |
hammedkola: If you witness an apple store rubbed, that makes you an [size=13pt]iWitness[/size] iLaugh... Lol |
Re: Programmers: Time for Break by hammedkola(m): 5:54pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
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