Freiburger:
I just found out that she is already among the patients we have already. We will do our best to make sure she get the best of the treatments.

demelza: Abeg o!
I wan apply for nursery, vacancy still dey? ASUU don do me strong thing.

demelza: Habatically!
I did my internship in the market place where the real mad people dey stay. Those ones wey dey psychiatric ward na ajebutter compared to them.
In summarizing, I dey ready.

deejay_harry1:


if u can get andyblaze to type this words, "I AM MAD, I KNOW I AM MAD, AND AM SORRY FOR BEING A NEUSIANCE NAIRALAND.. only if u can accomplish this mission, oh dear, you will have this job with straight 900 thousand naira first pay..

deejay_harry1:

i am very much sane DANHUMPREY na u go judge if she did get andyblaze back to sanity

Harbosede02: m luking 4 u ni

Danhumprey: Both of you,get a room already and finish up.

kilo happen ni

presher: ALL THOSE DAT APPLIED GOT THE JOB , WE WANT TO HAVE MORTUARY INCASE ANDYBLAZE AND HIS PEEPS MURDER ANY STAFF,
BREAKING NEWS:A MOD IS BROUGHT IN CHAINS, HE IS SUFFERING FROM BANIASM (ALWAYS EAGER TO PRESS THE BAN BUTTON) DEEJAY HARRY AND OTHER STAFF PLS LOOK INTO HIS CASE,
OUR ANTI-MAD PEOPLE PATROL(LASTMA) PICKED UP YUZEDO AT A DUSTBIN DUMP HE CALLED THE DUMP BANANA ISLAND ,PLS ATTEND TO HIM

deejay_harry1:

ojingbe: pple funny sha some1 opened a thread for mad patient.den u b lyk 'u must b on drugs, u r mad and so on'.. pls must u comment in the first plc.aint u shown d madness in you

presher: ALL THOSE DAT APPLIED GOT THE JOB , WE WANT TO HAVE MORTUARY INCASE ANDYBLAZE AND HIS PEEPS MURDER ANY STAFF,
BREAKING NEWS:A MOD IS BROUGHT IN CHAINS, HE IS SUFFERING FROM BANIASM (ALWAYS EAGER TO PRESS THE BAN BUTTON) DEEJAY HARRY AND OTHER STAFF PLS LOOK INTO HIS CASE,
OUR ANTI-MAD PEOPLE PATROL(LASTMA) PICKED UP YUZEDO AT A DUSTBIN DUMP HE CALLED THE DUMP BANANA ISLAND ,PLS ATTEND TO HIM

Danhumprey: Chai! This guy has gone mad!

Danhumprey: Chai! This guy has gone mad!

Danhumprey: Chai! This guy has gone mad!

demelza: Sweerat, I am right here. Just type the words by deejay harry below

Enegod: smh

presher: WHY LAUGHING ARE HAVING SOME PROBLEM?

Nastydroid: sir! i think you need the anti-madness vaccine

Andyblaze:

Take off ur top lemme sniff some powder from ur breast into my brain that will make me reason well to type it

Nastydroid: you don shake your mango head come here.....this niccur need treatments asap before he start walking with his head

Andyblaze:
please u know my case is rare and the world cannot afford me to go extinct, plz arrange a woman for me to give belle so my legacy will go on

Deiok: Breaking news....

The imformation reaching us this morning is that the Madness rate in the political section of this great Forum, has drop by 1.05%. The leaders of the section speaking on the matter said they were suprise at the rate in which the Madness has reduce, although its barely 6 days since the NL psychiatric hospital started operation. They have promise to assist in the turning in of distable members inorder for that section to be sane once again. They also commend the staff and members of the NL Psychiatric hospital for their humanitarian services and promise to assist them in finances.

The Psychiatric hospital that was set up less than a week, is said to have already cure not less 27 persons of typing madness, 3 persons of liking of post madness, 4 persons of tribal madness, 12 other persons of posting related madness.

The staffs of the hospital has promise to totally Eradicate madness from NL. And have also promise to be visiting all sections for regular check up's. And they are also using this medium to ask the General Nairalanders to kindly turn in any insane characters around them in for treatment inorder for this Forum to be peacefull for we all.



===Deiok reporting from ward 7 of the NL Psychiatric hospital====

deejay_harry1:

Deiok: Ok if that will relax your nerves. I will ask doc. Presher to arrange you with tpia.

marcjoe: ASUU UNA SEE WETIN UNA CAUSE...