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Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 6:06pm On Nov 24, 2013
Andyblaze: ur yansh there angry
.
Andyblaze: Y are yall refering to me as a madman. E dey pain me o!
LMFAO.................... cheesy
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Shugamania(f): 8:58pm On Nov 30, 2013
shocked


Deiok?
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 8:19am On Dec 01, 2013
Shugamania: shocked


Deiok?
Yes madam how can i be of help to you
Dont be shock, insanity have to be eleminated out of NL.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by babylolaroy(f): 5:04pm On Dec 02, 2013
oh even shugamania and deiok are here. i hope you guys are here just to visit ur patients??
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 10:09pm On Dec 02, 2013
babylolaroy: oh even shugamania and deiok are here. i hope you guys are here just to visit ur patients??


nahhh, actually i am a doctor here. cheesy

So what about you what brought you here
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 1:01pm On Dec 03, 2013
presher: THE DON
[size=8pt]pUCk yOu shEGE I AM THe ReAL DON. BTW hOW Can I tatTOO mY sMALL inEStInEe?

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Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 2:53pm On Dec 03, 2013
Don Demu: [size=8pt]pUCk yOu shEGE I AM THe ReAL DON. BTW hOW Can I tatTOO mY sMALL inEStInEe?
shocked this one is critical.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 2:18am On Dec 04, 2013
Muje gidan giya da bura'uba
Musamu yar bura'uba
Mu dauki yar bura'uba
Ta shiga motan bura'uba
Muje gidan bura'uba
Mu shiga dakin bura'uba
Mu hau gadon bura'uba
Mu ta cin yar bura'uba

Dan maliyo maliyo, maliyo
Dan maliyo naawa maliyo

Oooohhh dan alewa dan almajiri masu daddawa

Pls ip i futam po kananzir por inside prigde e go do iceblock?
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 7:37am On Dec 04, 2013
^^^

:O come on, keep it coming, you know this is the best place for you to express youself. grin
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 7:44am On Dec 04, 2013
Don Demu: [size=8pt]pUCk yOu shEGE I AM THe ReAL DON. BTW hOW Can I tatTOO mY sMALL inEStInEe?
BRO TAKE AM EASY, THIS YOUR CASE IS RARE,IT IS FIRST IN 100 YEARS, DR DEOIK GIVE HIM SOME DRUGS
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 7:45am On Dec 04, 2013
Don Demu: Muje gidan giya da bura'uba
Musamu yar bura'uba
Mu dauki yar bura'uba
Ta shiga motan bura'uba
Muje gidan bura'uba
Mu shiga dakin bura'uba
Mu hau gadon bura'uba
Mu ta cin yar bura'uba

Dan maliyo maliyo, maliyo
Dan maliyo naawa maliyo

Oooohhh dan alewa dan almajiri masu daddawa

Pls ip i futam po kananzir por inside prigde e go do iceblock?
O BOY SEE MADNESS, PLS MOVE HIM TO THE HARMATAN MADNESS WARD
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 7:52am On Dec 04, 2013
HOSPITAL AWARD:
BEST GRADUATING PATIENT:ANDYBLAZE
BEST PATIENT:WAZZAR
DR OF THE YEAR:DEIOK
NURSE OF THE YEAR:ALUTACONTINA

PATRON:SUEN

PLS RELEASED PATIENTS COME FOR REGULAR CHECK UP AND TAKE UR HARMATAN MEDICATION

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Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 8:00am On Dec 04, 2013
PLS DNT FAIL TO VOTE OUR PSYCHO BALLON DOR(WORLD BEST MAD GUY)

SENIOR CATEGORY NOMINESS ARE:

YUZEDO
MUSIWA
ANDY BLAZE

JUNIOR CATEGORY:
WAZZAR
DON DEMU

PLS STAFFS ENDEAVOUR TO COLLECT UR SALARY FROM ACCOUNT DEPARTMENT
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 8:02am On Dec 04, 2013
presher: BRO TAKE AM EASY, THIS YOUR CASE IS RARE,IT IS FIRST IN 100 YEARS, DR DEOIK GIVE HIM SOME DRUGS
*Inject him with Engine oil mix with surphur*
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 8:04am On Dec 04, 2013
presher: HOSPITAL AWARD:
BEST GRADUATING PATIENT:ANDYBLAZE
BEST PATIENT:WAZZAR
DR OF THE YEAR:DEIOK
NURSE OF THE YEAR:ALUTACONTINA

PATRON:SUEN

PLS RELEASED PATIENTS COME FOR REGULAR CHECK UP AND TAKE UR HARMATAN MEDICATION


gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 8:10am On Dec 04, 2013
shocked grin tongue
Deiok: *Inject him with Engine oil mix with surphur*
DATS THE RIGHT MEDICATION NICE ONE DOC grin
Deiok: *Inject him with Engine oil mix with surphur*
DATS THE RIGHT MEDICATION NICE ONE DOC
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 8:21am On Dec 04, 2013
presher: shocked grin tongue DATS THE RIGHT MEDICATION NICE ONE DOC grin DATS THE RIGHT MEDICATION NICE ONE DOC


Yea, if his madness persist after 10 hours, will have to transfer him to ward 7 for brain transplant. Maybe he is suffering brian bashing.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 8:26am On Dec 04, 2013
Deiok:

Yea, if his madness persist after 10 hours, will have to transfer him to ward 7 for brain transplant. Maybe he is suffering brian bashing.
I DONT THINK WE HAVE ADEQUATE PROVISION FOR DAT, ,MAYBE WE GIVE HIM COW BRAIN TRANSPLANT, IN THIS FESTIVE PERIOD COW BRAIN WILL BE CHEAP KUDOS TO DR DEIOK
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 8:27am On Dec 04, 2013
presher: PLS DNT FAIL TO VOTE OUR PSYCHO BALLON DOR(WORLD BEST MAD GUY)

SENIOR CATEGORY NOMINESS ARE:

YUZEDO
MUSIWA
ANDY BLAZE

JUNIOR CATEGORY:
WAZZAR
DON DEMU

PLS STAFFS ENDEAVOUR TO COLLECT UR SALARY FROM ACCOUNT DEPARTMENT
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 8:32am On Dec 04, 2013
presher: HOSPITAL AWARD:
BEST GRADUATING PATIENT:ANDYBLAZE
BEST PATIENT:WAZZAR
DR OF THE YEAR:DEIOK
NURSE OF THE YEAR:ALUTACONTINA

PATRON:SUEN

PLS RELEASED PATIENTS COME FOR REGULAR CHECK UP AND TAKE UR HARMATAN MEDICATION

grin grin grin
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 8:49am On Dec 04, 2013
presher: I DONT THINK WE HAVE ADEQUATE PROVISION FOR DAT, ,MAYBE WE GIVE HIM COW BRAIN TRANSPLANT, IN THIS FESTIVE PERIOD COW BRAIN WILL BE CHEAP KUDOS TO DR DEIOK
Thats a good idea, hope he wont start acting like a cow after that.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 8:52am On Dec 04, 2013
Deiok: Thats a good idea, hope he wont start acting like a cow after that.
COW IS NOT MUCH AGRESIEVE OR WILL U PREFER A DOG
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 3:17pm On Dec 04, 2013
I swear this carbon minoxide I am eating is yesterday's own and they come to my house sey Kwankwaso's ambulance skateboard climbed up and lick lake chad is the highest mountain in mammy market because jehova witness do kundumbala ooohhhhhh
Kai Alhaji
Alhaji
Kai Alhaji
Alhaji
tembo tembo
go makkah to pursue TB Joshua inside Capitol in Kaduna

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Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by babylolaroy(f): 4:14pm On Dec 04, 2013
Deiok:

nahhh, actually i am a doctor here. cheesy

So what about you what brought you here
i came to give the doctors pats on dia backs...lets start with you.
*pats him* weldone doc, hope dey are responding to treatment
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 4:17pm On Dec 04, 2013
presher: COW IS NOT MUCH AGRESIEVE OR WILL U PREFER A DOG
No no no, i wont advice that if its was to be the only option. What about the brain of an Ape?
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by babylolaroy(f): 4:20pm On Dec 04, 2013
Don Demu: I swear this carbon minoxide I am eating is yesterday's own and they come to my house sey Kwankwaso's ambulance skateboard climbed up and lick lake chad is the highest mountain in mammy market because jehova witness do kundumbala ooohhhhhh
Kai Alhaji
Alhaji
Kai Alhaji
Alhaji
tembo tembo
go makkah to pursue TB Joshua inside Capitol in Kaduna
whao!. its really a rare situation. i think the name is shokolokoseriousomiasis
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by babylolaroy(f): 4:21pm On Dec 04, 2013
Don Demu: I swear this carbon minoxide I am eating is yesterday's own and they come to my house sey Kwankwaso's ambulance skateboard climbed up and lick lake chad is the highest mountain in mammy market because jehova witness do kundumbala ooohhhhhh
Kai Alhaji
Alhaji
Kai Alhaji
Alhaji
tembo tembo
go makkah to pursue TB Joshua inside Capitol in Kaduna
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 4:37pm On Dec 04, 2013
babylolaroy:
i came to give the doctors pats on dia backs...lets start with you.
*pats him* weldone doc, hope dey are responding to treatment
awww, that was nice of you. They are responding to treatment, none of them can resist our drugs, even if they resist the drugs, they cant resist the 23 stroke of koboko a day treatment grin grin

if there is a chance you cme across anyone that is yet to be treated in anywhere in this Forum, pls kindly report it to the apprioprate quarters.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 4:40pm On Dec 04, 2013
Don Demu: I swear this carbon minoxide I am eating is yesterday's own and they come to my house sey Kwankwaso's ambulance skateboard climbed up and lick lake chad is the highest mountain in mammy market because jehova witness do kundumbala ooohhhhhh
Kai Alhaji
Alhaji
Kai Alhaji
Alhaji
tembo tembo
go makkah to pursue TB Joshua inside Capitol in Kaduna
this guy is mad.. no be pyschia house again him need
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Deiok(m): 7:41pm On Dec 04, 2013
deejay_harry1: this guy is mad.. no be pyschia house again him need
How dare you? You mean we cant take care of his case here, if you have a better soluction for his case just let us know and we will take it from there, thanks for your conscern.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 10:13pm On Dec 04, 2013
Deiok: How dare you? You mean we cant take care of his case here, if you have a better solution for his case just let us know and we will take it from there, thanks for your concern.

no hope ... just abandon the guy to rot.... him don mad go
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 10:24pm On Dec 04, 2013
[quote author=Deiok] No no no, i wont advice that if its was to be the only option. What about the brain of an Ape?[/quot IT IS BETA BUT NT EASY TO FIND

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