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Marketing 101 by 3dhunter(m): 5:22pm On Jul 16, 2008
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct
Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and
pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's
Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's
Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a
drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag
after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public
Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
Re: Marketing 101 by bibs(f): 5:32pm On Jul 16, 2008
Hunter turned marketer. cool one there
Re: Marketing 101 by abasifo(m): 5:53pm On Jul 16, 2008
nice one
smiley shocked tongue grin angry wink
Re: Marketing 101 by Abbygyal(f): 6:12pm On Jul 16, 2008
nice one
Re: Marketing 101 by lysaa(f): 2:01am On Jul 17, 2008
seen it b4

i still love it, really cool
Re: Marketing 101 by kronkykay(m): 7:23am On Jul 17, 2008
nice one there
Re: Marketing 101 by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Jul 17, 2008
good one
Re: Marketing 101 by Jeovy(m): 9:08am On Jul 17, 2008
bibs:

Hunter turned marketer. cool one there
Now,that is funny grin
Re: Marketing 101 by Temivict(f): 10:20am On Jul 17, 2008
That is cool
Re: Marketing 101 by akinsadeez(m): 10:45am On Jul 17, 2008
Boy,your ladies marketting skills are fantastic
Re: Marketing 101 by 3dhunter(m): 8:03pm On Jul 17, 2008
Thanks
Re: Marketing 101 by mohawkchic(f): 8:25pm On Jul 17, 2008
~Awesome marketing skills wink ~

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