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Marketing 101 by 3dhunter(m): 5:22pm On Jul 16, 2008 |
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. |
Re: Marketing 101 by bibs(f): 5:32pm On Jul 16, 2008 |
Hunter turned marketer. cool one there |
Re: Marketing 101 by abasifo(m): 5:53pm On Jul 16, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Marketing 101 by Abbygyal(f): 6:12pm On Jul 16, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Marketing 101 by lysaa(f): 2:01am On Jul 17, 2008 |
seen it b4 i still love it, really cool |
Re: Marketing 101 by kronkykay(m): 7:23am On Jul 17, 2008 |
nice one there |
Re: Marketing 101 by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Jul 17, 2008 |
good one |
Re: Marketing 101 by Jeovy(m): 9:08am On Jul 17, 2008 |
bibs:Now,that is funny |
Re: Marketing 101 by Temivict(f): 10:20am On Jul 17, 2008 |
That is cool |
Re: Marketing 101 by akinsadeez(m): 10:45am On Jul 17, 2008 |
Boy,your ladies marketting skills are fantastic |
Re: Marketing 101 by 3dhunter(m): 8:03pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
Thanks |
Re: Marketing 101 by mohawkchic(f): 8:25pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
~Awesome marketing skills ~ |
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