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Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 2:21am On Nov 03, 2008 |
Good Evening Everyone: I am Professor Cayon. For those who don't know me I am an ex patient of the Asylum. The head doctors in an asylum had a meeting and decided that i am potentially well. Students who misbehave in my class will be sent to the lunatic Asylum and be put into a straight-jacket. ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS Roll Call Studio43 *** (To be monitored 24 hrs) Gabrywyl (suffers from lack of sleep) Disease daniluv romade clemcykul tytylayor sam milla ? jazzyJ infobaba ? ituen JustGood Scopium Mukina ? Cbase Jeovy dreday Mykali *** (need tetanus shot every 2hrs) Akym Azo - (new Student) Joined because of an over dose of viagra Davidylan (New student) If your name was not call, please stand or raise your hand Signed: Professor Cayon |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 5:12am On Nov 03, 2008 |
Gabrywyl raises her hands |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 12:38pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
Gabby: You remind me of New York City - "The city that never sleeps" The free weekend vacation offer is still on. I promise you'll get all the rest you need Peace |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 1:45pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
What made you say that? |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Nov 04, 2008 |
lol cayon o gbadun |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Arcani: 8:40pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
Prof Cayon. have been stand since and raise hand na, is it da hawa Prof is not seeing well, is it short sightedness da is doing you ni |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by studio43(m): 10:18pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
clemcykul: u always think everybody here be onye Yoruba like you @cayon, why the straight jacket na? |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by quentininc(m): 10:34pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
why cayon come dey insist say wake them no take off ur straight jacket.anyway just show anm say ur kolomentality no get part 2 |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 5:43am On Nov 05, 2008 |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 7:03am On Nov 05, 2008 |
studio43:so that you don't come after me again . I am safer with you in a straightjacket |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 7:06am On Nov 05, 2008 |
Arcani:Didn't notice you were raising your hand. See I was on the phone with the Head Warden of the asylum. He told me that another student will be joing us shortly. His name is davidylan. Could you do me a favour and remove all sharp objects from the class. I was told davidylan is a threat to himself I am typing and sleeping nite |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 7:22am On Nov 05, 2008 |
Just give DavidDylan the sharp objects. If I see anything suspicious, I will just shoot him down like a wild boar with my M16 gun aight? |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Arcani: 3:20pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
Is a lie jo |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 1:48am On Nov 06, 2008 |
Lie? Ok watch me when it happens |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by studio43(m): 9:54am On Nov 06, 2008 |
quentininc: SPEAK ENGLISH Cayon: i'm cool, i dont bite |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by princesa(f): 6:35pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
why is my name on the list of insanity |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 7:09pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
Cos u are temporarily insane na |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 12:13am On Nov 08, 2008 |
coolykdat: |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 12:19am On Nov 08, 2008 |
studio43:Check register above for update. Straightjacket remove |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 12:21am On Nov 08, 2008 |
princesa:Please check the register above for updates. You are free to leave the asylum |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 1:13am On Nov 08, 2008 |
Why is my name on the list of insanity? trying my luck |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Jeovy(m): 8:39am On Nov 08, 2008 |
canyon, you for write gaby name three times,her case seem extreme |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 9:43am On Nov 08, 2008 |
Dont make me slap your beaver face for hia! |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by princesa(f): 10:47am On Nov 08, 2008 |
Cayon:why was it there in the first place |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 3:46pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
Cause you were originally born with this sickness |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by spenchuks(m): 8:14pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
chronic madness |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Azo(m): 8:57pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
psykolomental |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by studio43(m): 9:40pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
Cayon: no need to remove me from your straight jacket, i need it there, life is good |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 2:59am On Nov 09, 2008 |
So finally he admitted his down syndromness |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 2:42pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
All of una dey "KOLO" |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 2:45pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
except moi |
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 3:20pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
gabrywyl: Especially You KOLOx10100 |
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