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Is This The Funniest Birhtday Shout-out Ever ,to A Brother? by Oziddy: 7:39pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Ure nw 19, ure no longa a bby, u dnt av to cry again wen som1 hits u, no one will hav d urge 2 carry u to bed wen u sleep off at the couch, cos ure no longer a baby, wen i shake my fwendz wit 1 hand, u shake den wit one hand too,no mor double-hand shaking, cos ure nw a grown up, ure nw old enof to invite ur girlfriends ova, wen dey com, i'll giv u space, but dnt 4get 2 use condoms cos if u apun to get any of em pregnant, ure screwed 4 life, because na dt tym u go no hw much pampers daiper nd ABC peak milk dey cost for market, wen i invite ma babes ova, dnt boda calling dem aunty again, call dem by dia names, if u get involved in a fight out dia, nd get beaten, dnt evn boda coming home to report, fyt by urself, ure nw a man, wen u get a tough assingnment to solve, do it urself, cos ure nw a man, no mor Cartoon network nd nickelodeon channel, ure no longa a baby, nd lastly, dnt 4get to gimme d respect i deserve, cos ure stil ma bby broda. Luv u. Happy Birthday, dear brother. Mor yrs awaits u, Amen. |
Re: Is This The Funniest Birhtday Shout-out Ever ,to A Brother? by Juliedora79(f): 8:37pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Chai!.....All dis instructions just to wish him a happy birthday? |
Re: Is This The Funniest Birhtday Shout-out Ever ,to A Brother? by Nobody: 8:48pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
500 Kisses to you!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Is This The Funniest Birhtday Shout-out Ever ,to A Brother? by Oziddy: 9:23pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Juliedora79: Chai!.....All dis instructions just to wish him a happy birthday?my dear u neva evn see anytin, my parents are cops, nd dey ar yet to state dia own instructions. lol |
Re: Is This The Funniest Birhtday Shout-out Ever ,to A Brother? by Juliedora79(f): 9:16pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
my dear u neva evn see anytin, my parents are cops, nd dey ar yet to state dia own instructions. lol well its kinda kul cos ur teaching him responsibility but u 4got 2 warn him 2 steer clear of ur own babes nd get his or are yu gonna share with him? 1 Like |
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