Here’s a compilation of some of the funniest reasons given by couples who went to divorce court for dissolutin of marriage.

 

ADELANI MAKINDE, a 32 year old businessman filed for divorce just hours after his expensive wedding. ADELANI discovered that his bride, KEMI had been wearing what is known as a butt pad to augment the size of her rear.

ADELANI told an Ikeja high court that his wife’s yansh is as flat as an ironing board. “I discovered that on our wedding night. I prefer a woman whose rear is big.”

 

OLUWAKELE OGUNDELE divorced her husband because he often defecated in their cooking pots after getting drunk. She told Agege Customary Court (Lagos) that her husband, OLUWAFEMI gets drunk every weekend. According to her, she can no longer cope again with the 10 year marriage.

 

55 year old EMMANUEL ASALA told Ikare Akoko Customary Court (Ondo) to dissolve his marriage to BUSAYO because she did not bring kitchen utensils from her father’s house. “How will a woman get married without a grinding stone, tablespoons, mortar, pestle, deep freezer and even serving plates?

“She did not bring any of these to my house. I don’t think I can continue with the marriage.” These were the words Emmanuel uttered in court. He even prayed the court should order Busayo to return all the things he listed because he bought them with his money.

 



ADETIRE ADEBOLA, a 40 year old carpenter told an Ikeja high court (Lagos) to dissolve his marriage of five years because his in-law often intervened when he is beating his wife.

“She is a stubborn woman. They don’t want me to teach her a lesson. I don’t like it when her people stop me from beating her. It is either they take their daughter or allow me put sense into her head”, was what ADEBOLA told the court during the proceeding.

 

SOJI IBRAHIM, a 35 year old trader ended his marriage of two months to RASHIDAT because she has small boobs.” It was her boobs that attracted her to me. I met her when she came to buy pepper from me. I couldn’t take my eyes off her big boobs.”

Ibrahim was shocked to discover his wife had been using artificial boobs after getting married to her. “Her boobs are small as Agbalumo (cherry)”, he said. “I detest those small size boobs. It is better to end the marriage.”

 

EJEMBI TONY and RACHAEL ended their five year marriage because of shoe odour. RACHAEL filed for divorce at an Igando Grade II court (Lagos) because her husband’s shoes smell a lot. After enduring and seeking solution to the problem, Rachael opted out of the union that produced three kids.

 

ADERIBIGBE ALLEN and SANDRA‘s marriage of one year hit the rocks after Allen filed for divorce in Oluyole Customary Court (Oyo) because he was tired of sharing house chores. “We agreed on how to do the house chores but I am tired of washing unending plates piled up in the kitchen.

“I regret marrying her and agreeing to share house chores. She is just too lazy.

 



EMMANUEL OBAFEMI and BIDEMI did not come to terms and their marriage eventually hit the rocks. According to Emmanuel, his wife is fond of flatulence at any point in time, and it smells horribly. He told an Igando customary court to dissolve their marriage because he can no longer cope with the habit.

 

MERIT ADAMS, a 29 year old entrepreneur decided to end her marriage after stumbling on her husband, Alex’s facebook page. According to her, Alex wrote that he is single on his facebook page. So, she wants to grant him his wish.

 

TOYIN ADISA, a 32 year old man was divorced on the grounds that he wouldn’t watch football match again. His wife, ADIJAT said she has been given black eye twice because her husband’s team lost in a football match.

She prayed the Agege (Lagos) court to dissolve the marriage because of this habit.

 

ADEBISI JADESIMI divorced her husband of two years because he is fond of wearing female undergarment, especially pants. “It is unbelievable that we share pants. He wouldn’t wear boxers even if you threaten to kill him, he prefers female pants.

“How would a man be wearing woman’s pants”, she narrated her ordeal to Alakuko Customary Court (Lagos).

 

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Na wao

Hahahahaha

so so funny

Lalasticlala, how far na, atleast make we laf small for FP to digress a bit from politics.

Lobatan.

These days people get married for all the wrong reasons.

Funniest reasons indeed!


Marriages aint as sacred as it was ordained by God again. Very pathetic.
People no longer put the seriousness it deserves in it again.

Some even believe it's a drama, as in, you can act married today and single or divorced tommorrow!
Na wa oh!



It wouldn't have bothered me if a marriage comes to an end due to reasonable excuses like physical abuse or infidelity.


I still however prefer singleness to being a divorcee based on petty and funny reasons like these.


On a last note, please, all singles, both bachelors and spinsters, before saying "i do", please ask and ensure that you really want to get and remain married. It'll save you a lot of headache and embarrassment.
Thank you!

People really have issues. SMH.

Some of the reasons are reasonable though, for example, the one that always deficate inside pots every weekend need counselling and therapy and if he refuses, needs to be left alone, honestly.
Also, the big butt's and boob's lover are justified, they're deceived into the marriage by false endowments......but, i don't think divorce should be the next......what is silicon there for?........lol



these ones are just been funny and crazy.............no tangible reason at all.........
And the funniest to me, imagine the one who said he's not allowed to beat his wife to coma.....what a miserable man
Another funny one is the one who divorced his wife because he didn't bring in any kitchen utensils into his house.....what difference does it make if he's the one who bought the ones they are using at home
And the one who divorced her husband because of shoe odour.....not body odour o, but shoe odour.....imagine.......what a funny excuse

And the one with house-chore excuse........lol......


In short, diverse people exists!
(orisirisi eniyan lo wa)!

Eeewwwoooo oooooo. Nigerians. Very germane reasons for a divorce.

And the court did not prosecute the man that opened his mouth and admitted he beats his wife.

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But they are really funny reasons.

Lol,shoe odour causing kasala since 1900.
Remember when we went for a conference,out of nowhere,a great stench wafted into our nostrils from the front,the lady beside me puked,our row dispersed,chaos everywhere,all because a guy had removed his shoes to stretch his toes.he was later escorted outta the hall.
I can imagine wot the lady was goin thru.

Hehehe...

greatgod2012:

And the funniest to me, imagine the one who said he's not allowed to beat his wife to coma.....what a miserable man

In short, diverse people exists!
(orisirisi eniyan lo wa)!

If i were the judge in that case, that man would be detained and charged with assault.

M

Hahaha hahaha Nice one...

lol

Ok

Finally, the 4th President of the 4th Republic was declared President on the 4th Month of the year after contesting for the 4th time and sworn-in on the 4th Friday of the month, for a 4 year term.

OK

Falls off iroko tree

Lwkmd!

Wahahi...all of them needs deliverance. Their village juju dey potent.

Ehn....what's then the purpose of courtship ,if marriages still fail due to mere issues like this...

hahahaha.... Have they forgotten 'for better for worse' part of their wedding ceremony? They all got me laughing in British english.

Funny

lol

Funny reasons what a world we are living in.
Flat yansh
Small boobs
Found of wearing female undergarments
Flatulence ( Iso warrior).

Keep Calm and Read My Signature

K

crazy ppl wif crazy things everywhr! Mad ppl full africa. Hehehehe. That of ADETIRE ADEBOLA funny die. Crazy G!

Too bad