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The Death Of The English Language by borntobegr8t(m): 9:58am On Nov 15, 2013
In recent time,the kind of English you hear people speak, would definitely give you the impression that English is dying ..but today I want to kill it finally.. grin

Here are some examples

1. What is wrong to you

2. I have been finding this book for a long time

3. John: when last did u see bob ur boyfriend
Mary: it has tey o!

4: this soap is not soapy

5: Jonathan : patience why are u crying
Patience : am crying because, my mother that.
Mothered me is dead

6: I can't fit to lie to you, I swear

7: 1,2 ,3 ...both of you come here

8: I cant hear the smell of what is burning

9: can you see how my car is sounding , you have spoil the engine


Okay peeps. Help me kill English if you know that you are grammatically erected..leggo
Re: The Death Of The English Language by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:39am On Nov 15, 2013
born_to_be_gr8t: In recent time,the kind of English you hear people speak, would definitely give you the impression that English is dying ..but today I want to kill it finally.. grin

Here are some examples

1. What is wrong to you

2. I have been finding this book for a long time

3. John: when last did u see bob ur boyfriend
Mary: it has tey o!

4: this soap is not soapy

5: Jonathan : patience why are u crying
Patience : am crying because, my mother that.
Mothered me is dead

6: I can't fit to lie to you, I swear

7: 1,2 ,3 ...both of you come here

8: I cant hear the smell of what is burning

9: can you see how my car is sounding , you have spoil the engine


Okay peeps. Help me kill English if you know that you are grammatically erected..leggo
grin grin
Re: The Death Of The English Language by Lindajohn(f): 2:26pm On Nov 15, 2013
Please don touched me, am remain a virgin

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