Here in my opinion are some of the DUMBEST WAYS TO DIE


1.Trip on your shoe laces into oncoming traffic
2.Yelling I LOVE AMERICA while in the IRAQ
3.Trying to steal from a guy with a gun when you have no weapon
4.Making a dog with rabies bite you
5.Getting hit by keke NAPEP
6.Reading too many Harry Potter books and then trying to use a magic spell to fly
7.Selling both of your kidneys
8.Having fun with an electric eel
9.Suffocation by boobies
10.Burying yourself in the ground and waiting to die
11.Trying to put out a fire with gasoline
12.Listening to Justin Beiber Too Long
13.Suffocating on your pillow
14.Drive off of a cliff but survive but die of shock from the high price of your hospital bill
15.Starving in a supermarket
16.Commiting suicide because nobody commented on your Thread on Nairaland (this one painful sha)

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Wasting my MB to read this garbage.

M*m*. Its not garbage.

Very interesting dude ....feck off hater

Mubby4luv: Wasting my MB to read this garbage.

Upon the fact say na frEe MB u dey use,u still dey complain..anyways if this post dey vex u,try go buy rope

Booty butt chic: Very interesting dude ....feck off hater

Thanks sis