[b]*Leaves yaba left gate, enters Nairaland*

Yes!!!!! Its me aqain!!!! WAZZAR!

I'm sure y'all wanna know why -Mr. Cork- is so obsessed with liqht skinned chicks? ...... You've clicked on the riqht topic........ Watch me

Truth be told, Corky hates liqht skinned chicks.... truss me . You see him searching earnestly for liqht skinned chicks....you too tinks he likes you? I pity una! HE IS OUT THERE SEEKING FOR VENGEANCE lemme jus tell u two stories of his encounter with light skinned chick . And very important thing , Corky has never been to London.

He is fed and bred in AJEGUNLE, infact, he's a die hard AJEGUNLE man/playa! gerrit??


FIRST ENCOUNTER
One day like that, he approached one liqht skinned chick, a pepper seller! . Despite this girl's class (pepper seller), it took Corky 7 good months to woo and win her heart *imagine, inexperienced plaYa* at last, this qirl agreed to get laid with Corky, so, Corky then took her to one old abandoned hurt . *hurt* #gaddamit!!! Corky bought one low class and ranked wine to form for the babe! Anyways, its so unfortunate that when Corky went outta the hurt to empty his bladder. *that big black bladder* the babe put some sleeping pills inside his drinks! Corky was soo in the mood as he came back inside con grabbb the babe!!!! . The babe said take it easy na, at least you'll av a drink first! Ignorantly, Corky had a full cup of 'wine'. In just 'bout 2 minutes....he was asleep with a serious ''attention'' ...... The qirl raided Corky and even removed his clothes. She then left. When Corky woke up, he couldn't believe his eyes he had to wait till nightfall b4 he cud leave the hurt cos he was virtually naked . Since that time, Corky had this believe that ALL LIGHT SKINNED BABES ARE THE SAME. Till now, he hunts for them. He wants to teach them a 'serious' lesson .


If ur liqht skinned and ur reading this, stay away frm Corky *cometome*

SECOND ENCOUNTER
errmmmm, your subscription has finished!!! Just subscribe and get access to the story of the second encounter.. How to subscribe?? PM me, *strictly qirls only liqht skinned precisely* thank Q [/b]

So tell us why u are obsessed with Mr cork?

ur case is a strong one

@op and why are u obsessed about the obsession that mr cork has for fair ladies?or is it that it is the obsession that mr cork have for fair ladies that is now making you obsessed for him and made you to create an obsessive thread!!!lol,well as for me I like any skin colour whether black or fair as long as she is beautiful and she has so many selling point.

this quy again

Andyblaze na learner 4 mumuNESS whr U dey...
SMH.

LOBATAN!!!

Eleyi gidi gan

Lol....akward tori

So true! I'm a witness...

Smartie gurl: So true! I'm a witness...

qood, NLs, meet that anonymous pepper seller

Abu Mikey:

Highland -- Mainland

what is this one saying?

Abu Mikey:



You wan chop Amala?

no....... Why asking

Abu Mikey:



I be wan tell you say make we go the place where dem dey sell am for Uselu

thanks..... I move with sane people

wazzar: qood, NLs, meet that anonymous pepper seller

yeah, i really dealt with him

Abu Mikey:



Do I sound insane

kinda

Smartie gurl: yeah, i really dealt with him

qood girl

Mad people full Nairaland sha. . .


#TeamGOM

Abu Mikey:


ROTFL

Ma bro, You tha crazy one here

Qhal: So tell us why u are obsessed with Mr cork?

aren't we all?

. Drab topic.