xynerise:

You.are,mad.

nope. I just wanna help Africans!

pendo89:

Mr cork=Improve wants to improve our love lives

Mr and Mrs dickle and fickle= Want to improve our love

are things that bad 

pendo89. madam the only problem I detect from you is your English Grammar. Me not understand. cheers!!

190smh:

coc[i]k[/i] what can i do to impregnate   mzdarkskin

she has refused to take in after 4 years of serious Punny pounding  

Drink 4 cans of Red Bull and eat One box of Carrot. It will help!!

Brite02:

Mr cork

How do i go easy on ladies during u-know-what down there. ?

Think of Mrs Chima. It should slow you down!!

Mr, Cork:

Drink 4 cans of Red Bull and eat One box of Carrot. It will help!!

Thank QUE

Mynd_44:

When was the last time you saw your shrink?

Mynd.  Would it improve your love life if you play with it?  

Mr, Cork:

Mynd.  Would it improve your love life if you play with it?  

im sure he wouldnt mind

190smh:

C[i]o[/i]ck whats the cure for PRE -EJA-KU-LAY - SHUN

quit tinking about Mrs Chima!

M M M:

Mr.cork
after how many yrs of been a NL member
i have nyanshed only 210 ladies and is remain 490 ladies 
what can i do 2 nyash d remain punny dis yrs?

Quit dreaming and you will be lucky!!

Mr, Cork:

Become a Born again. Jesus loves you!

pendo89:

I told ya x2. Add baptism in the ocean for him as well.

But Mr, Cork are u any different from 190smh?

Lord_Reed:

Daer Mr.Cork
am in a dilima. There is this hugly girl with buetiful body n punny that bot mi blackberi and this finne gal who also has buetiful body n punny but is pour like mosque rat. both claim they love mi n will gimme punny free of charge which one should choose?

PENALITY FOR USING POOOR GRAMMAR!!

Anyways, just chooose the light skin one!

Mr, Cork:

PENALITY FOR USING POOOR GRAMMAR!!

Anyways, just chooose the light skin one!

pendo89:

I told ya x2. Add baptism in the ocean for him as well.

But Mr, Cork are u any different from 190smh?

pendo89. be nice and I will find you a good husband. I promice!

Mr, Cork:

quit tinking about Mrs Chima!

Brite02:

THE MORE I KEEP THINKING OF MRS. C
THE MORE AGGRESSIVE IT BECOMES, MR. CORK HELP!!!!!!

ok then, tink of Ebonyvibe, Mrs chima or Scash. they are nut too ugly

190smh:

cork why do Nigerian GIRLS always steal my money

after offering me nyash

but my white chicks offer me nyash and dont steal my money

help!! 

go for light skin chicks ONLY. Dark skin babes cannot be trusted (no oofeinse)

Mr, Cork:

ok then, tink of Ebonyvibe or Scash. They both look like missy elliot

ebonyville is a VILLAGE WANNABEE

Scash was born and bred in a generator HOUSE  

Mr, Cork:

go for light skin chicks ONLY. Dark skin babes cannot be trusted (no oofeinse)

Huh so i should drive mzdarkskin and marry Tara

Mr, Cork:

Quit dreaming and you will be lucky!!