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Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Spactacle(m): 8:40am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Nice one rock....omo se gobe... |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Brozules(m): 9:10am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Guy no fit hold to his new year resolution. Nice update |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 9:31am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Winnie1950: Walks into thread with ak47. Oga lekinz abeg i need enough grounnut to load this my chicken lap because e be like say plenty people go mess up today and i go dey ready to send them six inches below this thread. ****Calls philcz***See u wil be d 1 supplying groundnut for I nd winnie...So go nd get her more groundnuts from dt guy Uthman51: Ehn no p now...Hope it would be enuf sha ...If nt call them for more...Be prepared for war...Hahahaha philcz: Oga Lekinz nd Uthman,i wan join una bouncer's crew o. U re welcome bro....Hope sey ur abs big like winnie own sha cos d last time i saw her abs ...mehn ..Its bigger dan Commando's own trendii tee: Ehya...Oya come closer..***Puts hands on her shoulder ...pele Joooor***..Sorry sweetheart Danpersie31: Hmmmm....U better don't try nonsense...Winnie:..Hope u ve received d groundnut...Uthman: Shey dey don deliver d bomb sha...Cos this guy needs some training |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Ormorlehwah(f): 9:32am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Lorileee..... O di gobe...... Gobe sele,U're too gud @rock. Hahahaha, u don miss @kingphilp |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by djmask(m): 10:05am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Damn this is like honey too sweet. Well done |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by adegwurulez(m): 10:09am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Boss rock, u too much. Any vacancy dey ur shop? I wan be ur apprentice |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by chistar01(m): 10:28am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Danpersie31: #whisting#chistar my long lost broda hw na?welcomelol, lost ke? I've just been busy on my new story jhur... I see u sha. Foxy_Flow: This thread no get decorum at all oo...oga! Calm down na , the guy is just starting the thread and its too early to judge its organization. We, his readers are just excited to see that he has decided to continue this nice story . @rock- BTW, my idea of rag day is quite different from your discription, but I think urs is better and more fun . *anticipating d next post* |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Uthman51(m): 10:33am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Danpersie31: Na here u and d baba imagination go winnie I beg just gv am one ground nut for him JT dat's all |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by FoxyFlow(m): 10:34am On Nov 19, 2013 |
chistar01: lol, lost ke? I've just been busy on my new story jhur... I see u sha. oga! Calm down na , the guy is just starting the thread and its too early to judge its organization. We, his readers are just excited to see that he has decided to continue this nice story . Since you dey justify this multiple posts, I no go say anything |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Nobody: 10:43am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Ashabie: You don reach here? Rock nah m¥ gu¥ |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Boll2010: 11:37am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Oboy I dey lyk sin parties lyk dis.....I go first dull.....omo mental straight!!!!.......abeg update shaperly |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Chuksyd1: 11:51am On Nov 19, 2013 |
0k,first 0f all.... I am qrateful t0 G0d f0r making R0ck5555 c0ntinue this beautiful piece..... Br0,even if all y0ur f0ll0werz leave y0u,ah dey y0ur b0dy lyk vaseline....y0u t00 much ni!! |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:51am On Nov 19, 2013 |
Euphrosyne: Oga rock warn ur audiences wel wel cos if anybody mess wit me fr gate walahi i go stab am wit my mai suya knife Abeg no kill my veiwers oo, just report them to BH |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:55am On Nov 19, 2013 |
adegwurulez: Boss rock, u too much. Any vacancy dey ur shop? I wan be ur apprentice Foxy, Money Soldier and Chistar and u go be my godfathers ooo, how una see am |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Therock5555(m): 12:02pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
chistar01: Yeah i have heard about rag day in universities, but this is more like a disguised party on the early hours of 1st January, as i said that was the first time of seeing that kind of stuff but it goes on in Akw, if u wan experience am just come my side during 31st dec, all is well no mind Foxy, i go deal with am personally |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Therock5555(m): 12:04pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Boll2010: Oboy I dey lyk sin parties lyk dis.....I go first dull.....omo mental straight!!!!.......abeg update shaperly U na Badosky ooo Chuksy d'1: U na my Mannest man. Welcome sire |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Therock5555(m): 12:05pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Typing...... |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by eyezik3(m): 12:12pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
The Rock i wan be ur lawyer ooo, incase any gbege or kasala or wahala or trouble burst out i go just defend u, cum employ me oOooOooo.. |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by eyezik3(m): 12:17pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
chistar01: lol, lost ke? I've just been busy on my new story jhur... I see u sha. oga! Calm down na , the guy is just starting the thread and its too early to judge its organization. We, his readers are just excited to see that he has decided to continue this nice story . chistar01: lol, lost ke? I've just been busy on my new story jhur... I see u sha. oga! Calm down na , the guy is just starting the thread and its too early to judge its organization. We, his readers are just excited to see that he has decided to continue this nice story . Chistar my boss am happy to see u on these thread u be my man forever ooo, urs only eyezik3. |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Nobody: 12:20pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
DE ROCK as done it again,more kerosene to ur lantern |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Chuksyd1: 12:33pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
The rock5555: Typing......Waitinq :-D |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by SexySapphire(f): 12:55pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
MachineX: Nice Update, Hmmmm, Were Is SexY Saphire You Still Need My Credentials? Yh, I still need ur credentials. So let's see wat u gat |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Tomkhalifa52(m): 1:12pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Mr rock we are waiting your update. |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Winnie1950(f): 1:14pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Uthman51:points danpersie31's jt with my AK47 and ready to destroy it. He notices it and begins to scream out his lungs and beg 'abeg winnie no destroy my jt abeg i still get plenty things wey i wan take am do abeg'. (removes the gun and notice hot tears flowing from his eyes and carttah flowing freely from his nose). 'I don leave u this time but next time i no go pity u again o. Oya use ur hand take pin ur mouth'. |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Yettocome(m): 1:19pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Uduak, I don show... I no see your comment for there ooo. Any ways, keep rockkingggggg. I am still... Yettocome... |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by ritababe(f): 1:34pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
****clears throat**** |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Geestarry(f): 1:51pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Da Rock, do u knw dat joined nairaland cos i wantd 2 comment on ur story. U ar so great. **my first comment on nairaland** |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by FoxyFlow(m): 2:01pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
The rock5555: You wan make I show ni? See temptation abeg |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Therock5555(m): 2:02pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
RAG DAY II ********* "Kai, Chill na, i say i wan go house" I protested but the alcohol had made her stronger, she was not holding me tight. "C'mon, why would you go home when the real show is about to start, do you think the Cds i gave to you is for child's play?" She murmured sexily. "Nah, abeg free me ooo, ahh" My complaints suddenly turned to pleasure when she went down on me, i was confused, suddenly the hall was filled with moans, mine must have been the leading character. ***********make i jump am till further notice "Uduak you sabi escourt oo" my younger bros said to me when i came back three hours later. Walahi if they tell me to bleep a drunk girl again i wont ever agree, cus Monica bleeped me till all the Cds finished and she even wanted skin to skin before i ran away, it was bad as that, my waste was all hurting(standing position na bastard) "Their daddy don show" i wispered to him as he turned to watch his action film. "Them never come yet, everyone don sleep, i been dey wiat for you sef" He replied then wiped his eyes and went inside, i hopped on the sofa and resumed the movie, a great feeling came over me, i was damn tired, i slept away till a hot slap woke me up. "Thief, thief oo" I screamed till my mouth was held. It was my parents that came back. "Look at you, you left the door open and slept with all the appliances on, what if the real thieves came do you think you would have had mouth to talk" My dad queried me and sent me to bed. "If only una know the kind hard work i don do bah? Una no for slap me" I murmured and went inside, Mehn Sleep na bastard. ********* "Mehn this is my time to enjoy, no school, just sitting at home while watching films and visiting friends, i thank God say i wire F9 jare" I told Peter the blackman when he came visiting one day. He was persuading me to come join college of Education but i refused, i was forming 'No University, No School'. "Guy you dey mad oo, better go school or else your brain go dry finish"Peter warned but what do i care, i had everything i wanted. Food was in aboundance(my favourite occupation) but one thing was lacking-movies. All the channels available were dry and crusty, i needed correct action films to appease my spirit not all those dull love movies and naija hunter guns films. "Oduwaa" Aunty Charity shouted from her room. Ehen before i forget, apart from lack of movies she was my second torment, she would just come and barge into our house as if she wanted to catch me red handed stealing meat or watching Po'rn. "Guy i go kill person one day oo" I told Peter and went out. "Abeg help me rub cream for my back" Aunty Charity said and lowered her wrapper down. "Aunty time don dey reach wey you go stop to call me oo" I complianed. "Look at you small boy, what do you know sef" so jsut because you finish school you are forming big boy" she smirked. "Ok na, we go see one day" I murmured and went out. "Chai Peter, you don fucck come back now now" Peter said. "You dey mad you hear. I just go rub her cream" I hope you rub the 0 well ba" He mocked and ducked as i stoned him with and orange on the dining table. "Peter no dull oo, you know say now no be school, no free babes anyhow, you have to shine your eyes" He advised. That moment the gate opened and i was expecting a visitor only to see Mama Francis, a woman who came with her baby, she had a restuarant opposite our house, her son Francis was just one of my buddies. "Good afternoon ma" I greeted angrily cus i knew what was to happen next. "Thank you oo, i don bring your wife come, abeg help me talk care of her" Mama Francis said and went out. "Kai Peter don turn to Day care assistant" My friend mocked as i sent another orange crashing into the wall. "Guy no try me oo, i dey vex" I said angrily and went to pick the scattered oranges. The baby was laughing at me. "You this baby, you no well, i tell you say i wan marry you, my friend sharrap" I shouted but the baby kept on kicking and laughing at my dry threat. Then i heard 'Pooporororo'. "Chineke meh, this baby don sh'it, the mama no even wear am pampers sef" Peter said and ran out of the house. I was furious and gave the baby a hot slap which made her start crying then i took my precious towel and wrapped the baby with its poo and carried her high like i wanted to do thanksgiving in church. "Ma, Otusha don sh'it oo" i said and dropped the girl quickly. "Your towel fah" The mother called me back. "Ma na my wedding ring for her be that" i replied and ran inside to lock the door then told Peter to follow me to play Pes3 together. I have had enough for one day, infact staying at home was punishment. If only i knew the much trouble i would have entered if that i went out i would have stayed athome and watch boring Naija movies. My problems for 2011 just started... |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Therock5555(m): 2:05pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
See una in the evening |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Boll2010: 2:36pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
You dey crase we'll we'll as u slap the pikin |
Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by Therock5555(m): 2:52pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Eyezik- the only gbege i wan make u handle na foxy TomKhalifa-welcome man Chai Winnie- u don finish Danpierse oo Yettocome- i go comment soon sir, no vex abeg. Ritababe-Yeah my babe is hear Geestarry-wow babe am flattered, abeg siddon when my cooks come in the evening dem go give u ur share of pop corns and dry Gin Oga Foxy-the police stopped it last yr cus of Bokoharam threats, i dont know if it would happen this yr, but enuf babes go dey church sha, just know that u go prepare ur own room to stay oo, me go pretend like say i no know u. *evil grin* Boll2010-pikin never do u bad tin be that, u for blow the girl, she just sh'it for our sofa oo, i resemble nanny Where this my cook na, DearBouncers abeg go jack Jumizie and her sister come here, Kingphilip don call me take permision, him dey resume in the evening. My pple don dey hungry oo.... 1 Like |
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