Tinubu:-- Chris. Chris. Chris, how
many times I call U?
Ngige:- Asiwaju, good evening
baba.
Tinubu: - don't good evening me,
what is a good about the
evening? U didn't efen carry 2nd.
3rd loun loun--- haaaa Ngigeeee
Ngige:- Asiwaju, emm emm--
biko'nu, U know this boy Peter, he
really use incumbency power o,
even for my vvv--
Tinubu:- Shut up'u. Shut up. Which
incumbency?-- I gave U 35bil.
35billionnnn Chris-- o ya were ni?
Are U a mad ni?
Ngige:- Asiwaju, nooooo, na 25bil
Tinubu--- koni da fun'e. Chris e no
go beta for U -----Fashola- 5bil,
Fayemi-3bil, Aregbesola-3bil ,
Adams- 5bil, Amosun- 3bil.
Ajimobi- 3bil. Buhari and co- 3bil
How much is that? U think
Asiwaju Private Company get
money to dey waste?
Chris:- but Asiwaju that na 25bil
na
Tinubu;- haaa-- oloshi, according
to APC arithmetic, that is 35bil.
Chris, U are useless o-- we gave U
180 mercenaries, 100,000 fake
voters card, 300 election
observer's card. Plus 35bil-- yet U
carry 3rd-- haa-- U are uselesss
Chris: "stammering"-- U know
they arrested the boys na. And
Asiwaju, its 25bil o
Tinubu;- shut up'u-- shut'upp---
see Chris, let me just tell U , wetin
Ubah use ur eye see that time na
small, if U don't return our money,
wa'gbaa-- U will know say, I
Jagaban no dey play with money.
35billionuuu--
U kuku know how to do juju well
well, so beta go do the juju and
refund our money, if nottt
Ngige;- but Asiwaju, we are going
to court na, we will reject the
result, I have plans
Tinubu;-- Ori mi'o-- Chris, U are
still talking of court, U wey carry
3rd, wetin make Nwoye do? U are
completely mad- o ti ya were pata-
pata-- who will finance the case.?
, I say are useless
Ngige; - baba no do like that na,
but I'm still useful o, when Oga
Buhari become president, I can be
minister of Finance, so U can have
access to the em emm national
cake
Tinubu-- haa, now I know U are
mad, in fact U are crazy, oloshiii--
so U think say Buhari or any of
this aboki go become president, U
are a Learner--mtchew w
Ngige;- but- U are-----
Tinubu:- shut up, U are what?
They are my bargaining maga--
when time reach, I will dump
them as I dump Ribadu in 2011--
U dey craze? U no know politics?
Why am I even talking to U? See
me in Bourdillon. Noww
# hangs fone
Ngige:-- Asiwaju, Asiwaju-- hello,
hello--
Mtchewww--- this man na
agbero'oo-- chei-- he too like
gragra--
Make I call Rochas jare, all this
Yoruba people sef..

hilarious. ..
FTC thingss....

Rather than laugh at the joke, I am laughing at you because the joke is already 5 days old.

It's a pity, you just saw it.

Lol


@Op.....thankz for sharing d joke with us...