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Election Wahala LWKMD!!! by SergiusPaulus: 4:11pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Tinubu:-- Chris. Chris. Chris, how many times I call U? Ngige:- Asiwaju, good evening baba. Tinubu: - don't good evening me, what is a good about the evening? U didn't efen carry 2nd. 3rd loun loun--- haaaa Ngigeeee Ngige:- Asiwaju, emm emm-- biko'nu, U know this boy Peter, he really use incumbency power o, even for my vvv-- Tinubu:- Shut up'u. Shut up. Which incumbency?-- I gave U 35bil. 35billionnnn Chris-- o ya were ni? Are U a mad ni? Ngige:- Asiwaju, nooooo, na 25bil Tinubu--- koni da fun'e. Chris e no go beta for U -----Fashola- 5bil, Fayemi-3bil, Aregbesola-3bil , Adams- 5bil, Amosun- 3bil. Ajimobi- 3bil. Buhari and co- 3bil How much is that? U think Asiwaju Private Company get money to dey waste? Chris:- but Asiwaju that na 25bil na Tinubu;- haaa-- oloshi, according to APC arithmetic, that is 35bil. Chris, U are useless o-- we gave U 180 mercenaries, 100,000 fake voters card, 300 election observer's card. Plus 35bil-- yet U carry 3rd-- haa-- U are uselesss Chris: "stammering"-- U know they arrested the boys na. And Asiwaju, its 25bil o Tinubu;- shut up'u-- shut'upp--- see Chris, let me just tell U , wetin Ubah use ur eye see that time na small, if U don't return our money, wa'gbaa-- U will know say, I Jagaban no dey play with money. 35billionuuu-- U kuku know how to do juju well well, so beta go do the juju and refund our money, if nottt Ngige;- but Asiwaju, we are going to court na, we will reject the result, I have plans Tinubu;-- Ori mi'o-- Chris, U are still talking of court, U wey carry 3rd, wetin make Nwoye do? U are completely mad- o ti ya were pata- pata-- who will finance the case.? , I say are useless Ngige; - baba no do like that na, but I'm still useful o, when Oga Buhari become president, I can be minister of Finance, so U can have access to the em emm national cake Tinubu-- haa, now I know U are mad, in fact U are crazy, oloshiii-- so U think say Buhari or any of this aboki go become president, U are a Learner--mtchew w Ngige;- but- U are----- Tinubu:- shut up, U are what? They are my bargaining maga-- when time reach, I will dump them as I dump Ribadu in 2011-- U dey craze? U no know politics? Why am I even talking to U? See me in Bourdillon. Noww # hangs fone Ngige:-- Asiwaju, Asiwaju-- hello, hello-- Mtchewww--- this man na agbero'oo-- chei-- he too like gragra-- Make I call Rochas jare, all this Yoruba people sef.. |
Re: Election Wahala LWKMD!!! by Coldplay007(f): 5:03pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
hilarious. .. FTC thingss.... |
Re: Election Wahala LWKMD!!! by Superking: 5:07pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Rather than laugh at the joke, I am laughing at you because the joke is already 5 days old. It's a pity, you just saw it. |
Re: Election Wahala LWKMD!!! by lanicky(f): 9:31pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Lol @Op.....thankz for sharing d joke with us... |
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