I would have loved to post this in the joke section but this is NOT funny

I was posted to Kebbi state during my NYSC in 2005 and that was when I experienced the worst event of my life .

After the 3weeks orientation, we were posted to our PPA at different L.G.A. Two days after posting, I was set to go back home and get ready to resume duty after the compulsory 2weeks break.

On my way to Lagos, we got to Yauri L.G and we stopped to eat. I didn't eat much because the food was awful. We continued the journey and when we got to Ilorin, my ordeal began. My stomach started misbehaving . My God! I felt like I was in Hell. It was still dark and that area is very risky at night. I had to endure and my butt almost exploded. A lot of pretty girls were inside the bus and I don't want to mess myself up. We were all corp members. I endured the constipation till we got to Ibadan. I can't see clearly again .

My butt was so hot that I almost farted. I ran to the driver's seat and whispered to his ears ''Ejo, mo fe ya gben'', he told me where we were was dangerous and he could not take the risk. I was forced to scream ''Bleep!!''. I was sweating profusely as I held my butt .

He saw me sweating and felt pity on me and stopped the bus. Everyone was just laughing at me. I no send jare, I bone face run enter bush. My business was to ''shiit'' and leave that bush

Have you ever experience this in a public bus?

Lol.... Op am imagining ur facial xpression

Toe_cynne: Lol.... Op am imagining ur facial xpression

It wasn't funny o

that is Why I always take that medicine my mummy always give me anytime we want to travel. when I was small...

Monstertrucks: that is Why I always take that medicine my mummy always give me anytime we want to travel. when I was small...

What medicine?