We all mess up at some point in our lives. Okay maybe some of us do like every day. Thats where these tips comes in handy.


1. Panic
You didnt see it coming did you? (Admit it). Okay the plate slips off your hands and shatters into 150 million pieces. Well it could be worse.


2. Try Fixing It
Okay lets be realistic 150 million pieces, thats more like the whole nation. Well someone has fix the situation! But if you can't patch it up a good thing there's a next rule!


3. Hide It
Yep, thats right, Hide It! No one will know that new plate is missing right? A few days might pass or few seconds, some day they will!! Then the next tip always comes in handy!


4. Lie
Yea, always comes in handy! I have'nt seen that plate for a while. Maybe we got rob and only the plate was stolen (wierd). Broken plate found? It suffered from wear and tear! They dont believe you? You're a terrible liar. This leaves us with one option.


5. Blame Someone
Come on! You panicked, tried to fix it, hid it, even lied terribly but still did'nt work! We could always blame someone else! I blame mum for cooking, I blame Mercy for using the plate, I blame PHCN for holding power! Just find someone to blame. It always works

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Just type: I vote Mimzy cc: NLJėga

NB: no accent on the "e".

Thanks much!

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