If you are a Nigerian
ad you were born and brought up outside Naija
then you might not recognise all this things

Saw this, and it actually brought back some good memories
*tears* sniffs anyway
Enjoy


[b] ** You know you grew up in Naija hoodies if u rmbr this**
You’ve drank Malta Before
Uve gotten money from tha adults 4 dancin at a party.
your parents add “O? to tha end of every sentence: Shutup-O! Get me water-O!
You’ve been slapped 4 not greetin someone
You’ve gotten in trouble for giving an elder something wit your left hand
You gotta call all tha older Nigerians u kno uncle or auntie even if they not related! your parents talk HELLA loud on tha phone
There is always rice or fufu in your house
If u find Naira in your wallet once in a while
your parents want to call your name but they call all your siblings first before they get it rite!
A party starts at 6 and u sho up at 10
Uve had a family member stayin ova 4 HELLA long
You always hear your parents say “Ah ah!?
When your parents threaten to send u “back home? when u misbehave
You always have maggi cubes in your house
If you know of anyone (including yourself) that has any of the following names: Ola, Sade, Bola, Tunji, Ngozi, Uche, Folake, Ifeoma, Tolu, Tunde, Obi, Chioma, Chituru, Chinyere, Adaobi, Nkemi, Onyi, Nneka, Bunmi or Fatima
If, names like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Patience, Peace, Blessing, God's Will or Mercy sound pretty normal to you.
If, rice and stew just isn't the same without plantain (dodo)
If, you know for sure that the Super Eagles are by far the best soccer team in the world.
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[b]SAYINGS / (SONGS/NURSERY RHYME) / NAIJA YANZ

den go de pose den go dey denge denge,

den den den, I WILL TELL MUMMY FOR U!!

SHUT UP UR MOUTH DAT U DID NOT BRUSH SINCE D DAY U WERE BORN.

ME ME ME ME ME MUMMY WILL NOT CARRY YOU!!SHAME!

HULK HOGAN SHOW ME UR POWER-GEN
ANODA ONE-GEN
A BIGGER ONE GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN
AND A SPECIAL ONE GENN

chasis, weevo,

good morning ma and God bless you ma

u loved chocomilo

2 tayns 2 4 , 2 tayns tiri sis

if u ever sang this songs,
h-i-p for the HIP for the HIPPOPO P-O-P-O

i remEMber when i was a soldier

we are hesh hesh pi pi y, HAPPY

e ki bo rocky, orobo kibo

if u are born in january stand up and dance, if u are born in February standup and dance, ariya, riya roses God bless u.

On my way, on my way to sailor's house, on my way on my way to sailor, sailor, visiting, sailor, sailor visiting, un, deux, trois,

There were two little black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter, one named Paul, fly away Peter, fly away paul now come back two little black birds and sit on the wall.

tinko tinko tinkoko tinko.

konko konko who is there?
mister who!
what do u want?
i want some colors which colors,
color RED

bla bla bla sheep have you any wool yea yea sir three bags full,

who stole d meat from the cooking pot?number1 stole d meat from d cooking pot, who me? yes who? it couldn't be, then who?[/b]

[b]We want to pray!
We want to pray!
Close Ur eyes!(2ce)
Put Ur hands together!(2ce)
Say Ur prayer!(2ce)

SOME HAVE FOOD,
BUT CANNOT EAT
SOME CAN EAT, BUT HAVE NO FOOD
WE HAVE FOOD
AND WE CAN EAT
GLORY BE TO YOU OH LORD! AMEN!

The day is bright, it's bright and fair, oh happy day,

Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!
Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!
I will never steal from my mother's pot

Holiday is coming (2x)

"JUMBU MY SON I SENT U TO SCHOOL U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME,, U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME",
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when you screamed UP NEPA!!!!

u say "give me dis thing NOW" not exactly saying dat u want it that very moment but just to stress ur need for it,

u said let us play on the jangolova when u actually mean lets play on the swings or merry-go-round.

BREAKING TIME

FATHER CHRISTMAS

u said "NO OO!!!

Ojuju Calabar

Madam koinkoin,

if u see my mama-hosanna

dress/shift for her so she can sit down.

OYA,u guys should lap each other

wen GSM was still SHACKIN u

u believed in the 3 ORANGE MEN

banga, knockout[/b]

this one reall made me crack up
LMAO


if u ever wore those socks with holes everywhere and u rolled them down, so it looked lyk a donut around your ankle

u always wanted to be on maltina moments during xmas time so u can be like "I want to make a request to my fada and my moda, alhaji and alhaji mukailah, my aunty iya ramota, my broda and my sista, rasaki and rukayat

some kiddies end up saying 'I WANT TO WISH THEM HAPPY XMAS & MARY NEW YEAR'

I'ma tryin so hard to remember, left Naija as a little kid.

in pri skul durin april 1st i remember me n my friends sing APRIL FOOL,GO 2 SKUL,TELL UR TEACHER U R A FOOL,IF UR TEACHER BEAT U CARRY UR BAG N RUN AWAY.
ON UR WEDDING DAY ESINSIN GO BE UR FLOWER GAL,APOCHE GO BE UR WEDDING GOWN,OYIDE OYIDE ETC lollzzzz.dose were d good old days n wen its xmas we go n see father christmas in amusement park dose days.how time flies

Lol

to the east to the west
to the north and south
i met my best friend behind the shop
he bought me ice cream he bought me cake
he took me to my mama shop
mama mama i feel so sick
call the doctor quick quick quick
doctor doctor will i die
if i count up to ten you will feel alright
so 12345678910
>>>>>
are you in the lord's army, yessa (2x)
i will never steal from my mother's pot
tell lies to daddy
beat all my junior ones
i will never fight in my neighbourhood
i am in the lords army, yessa
lngkmfh abeg

to the east to the west
to the north and south
i met my best friend behind the shop
he bought me ice cream he bought me cake
he took me to my mama shop
mama mama i feel so sick
call the doctor quick quick quick
doctor doctor will i die
if i count up to ten you will feel alright
so 12345678910
>>>>>
are you in the lord's army, yessa (2x)
i will never steal from my mother's pot
tell lies to daddy
beat all my junior ones
i will never fight in my neighbourhood
i am in the lords army, yessa
lngkmfh abeg

nellaluv:

to the east to the west
to the north and south
i met my best friend behind the shop
he bought me ice cream he bought me cake
he took me to my mama shop
mama mama i feel so sick
call the doctor quick quick quick
doctor doctor will i die
if i count up to ten you will feel alright
so 12345678910

My fav

^ ^ ^ i trust you, u never carry last in play play

Ose my dear and i am sure sey u like that game die

yabs
you dey craze,you dey mad you dey gbogbonro ciga!
you shit here,you shit here u call am 3 wise men
The tallest man for una village dey use ladder climb maggi
U mess all the fish for river say are we safe?

Child: Mama, papa skool no dey
Parents: wetin happen?
Child: our teacher dey chop garri for class
Parents: Which kin garri?
Child: Ijebu garri, cele water, oyingbo grandnut, hausa sugar

bless this food o lord for christ sake amen, Jesus come and eat, satan go away

indomie, indomie, indomie noodles

family circle
papa ajasco
tales by moon light

village headmaster
voltron
tom&jerry
Bassey and company
Zebudaya&oveleria

hahaha wen were kids sha enuff tia tia nika plus tia tia socks to school
wat about kukuli, tanfirin,loli-pop

hahhahahahahahahahahha Juat had a good laugh from this!! LOL. gone are the days... lol

nutric c vita, orange juice,
nutric c( x2)
my favourite drink my only drink another name 4 vitamin c n nourish
satisfying tah....... nourishing tah..... my favorite nutric ehhhhhh....
i love to b a part of it bla.... bla.... bla..... nutric c.......