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How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 6:33pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
I was 15 myself, my grandfather was taking a chieftancy title in the village as the oldest man in our family. "Ajie" We were so excited that day cause our compound was full with people And i specifically was so happy because of the girls that came for the ceremony, they were so fresh! I call them "Umu Asa Oguta" (Beauties of the Oguta kingdom) They were all fresh and flashy! so i had to compose myself and segregate from my siblings to go claim solo-Big boy I noticed a group of BIG boys under one medium canopy and i decided to go join them and 'girate' These guys were having alot of FUN! They were drumming,eating,dancing,drinking and also cussing! As Nwa guy wey i be, me no wan carry last. . . . So i sat among them and joined in the merry! Na there i jam GOBE! As we were all gisting and having fun, i was just eyeing one girl that came back from Portharcourt Meanwhile. . . I already took one 'Star' bottle from the general cooler in our midst If i noticed the girl was looking my way, i would sip from the bottle sharp sharp with a smile I did this until one guy found out my 'ambition' and dared me! He said: 'If you think you are a big boy, drink this free three mixed bottles of star Now, let's see if you can stand that girl you are eyeing!' *he took out three cold bottles of star from the cooler , mixed it with palmwine and Gulder then gave it to me' * Unfortunately for me, when he was daring me that girl was looking at us! so i had to play along, make i for no fall hand! I took the first bottle and smiled at her then i started drinking! After some minutes i was done with the first bottle. Took the second one and started drinking! After some minutes i was done too Then i took the third one and started 'swallowing' as the bad bad guys were shouting ''He he he he'' On the process i started vomiting But i forced myself to drink it so i can have my dignity I drank and drank and drank and vomitted like never before! The guys stopped me immediately they found out i was getting weak. . . They carried me on their shoulders to the backyard There they asked me if i was gonna drink again, i said YES! One wicked guy rushed to the parlour and came back with a bottle of 'Kai kai' i.e 'Ogogoro' He poured everything inside my mouth as i was swallowing! Then i started shaking like an epilepsy patient The guys ran away and left me alone at the backyard. . . . I thought i was gonna die! I saw an ant looking like a Lion, the grass looked like fire to me. . Everything was upside down! I started talking to my self BUT the gods are wise, that girl came to the backyard to check me out and found out what was happening to me! She rushed outside to call my uncle and other relations! . . . My uncle was so surprised and angry, he carried me to his car and took me to the hospital after a ''FIRST AID TREATMENT'' When i recovered, i got close to that girl(Ifunanya) and discovered she's my cousin! BAD MARKET^ Share yours! #TeamGOM 1 Like |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 6:47pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
16, it was the day my mom got her p.h.d.. degree.. she threw a party, drinks and errthang.. i got in a wager with my brothers and fwends that i could down cups of alchol, no shaking... i remember say na the 16th cup i dey before i loose control... when my head later correct, i learnt my brothers gave me one super mass beating, even heard , i slapped my dad's secretary.. chai omo, alchol na bastard.. for one whole week, e just dey do me like say i get super powers, cox wounds no dey pain me... anything wey lost i just dey find am instantly, ALL HAIL ALCOHOL.... anyway sha i don e don tey.. so misbehaving again cox of alcohol is out my system.. |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 6:52pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
deejay_harry1: 16, it was the day my mom got her p.h.d.. degree.. she threw a party, drinks and errthang.. i got in a wager with my brothers and fwends that i could down cups of alchol, no shaking...LOL, your own was 'Violence Alcohol' my own was 'mumuness Alcohol' #TeamGOM 1 Like |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 6:53pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
god_of_music: LOL, your own was 'Violence Alcohol' my won was 'mumuness Alcohol' |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 6:56pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
deejay_harry1: #TeamGOM |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Dannylux: 7:13pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
I was 15. It was my sister's traditional marriage but everyone denied me drink Guess what? I stole 1 bottle of an alcoholic wine(Berg and Brooke, I think. Not sure about the spelling), ran upstairs and hid, gulped the drink like my life depended on it. I suffered the effect for 3 day before I sobered up After that, I don't take much alcohol till date. 1 Like |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 7:15pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
I was 16...First time of gettin drunk was in a party....The drinks were chilled ,so cold..and alot of babes on d dancin floor ,so i decided to play along and i succeded in getting drunk... Don simon do me strong tin.. 1 Like |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
god_of_music:this part got me laffin real hard |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 7:33pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Taylor184:It's called 'Wrath of the gods' #TeamGOM |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 7:49pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
i was 9yrs..went to a church bazaar..some big boys gave me premier larger..i drank loads when other boys were drinking mirinda and 7 up.. my uncle designed my back with cane.he flogged me till i nearly passed out. |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 7:52pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
gbosaa: i was 9yrs..went to a church bazaar..some big boys gave me premier larger..i drank loads when other boys were drinking mirinda and 7 up..9 years #TeamGOM |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by MzRaeRae(f): 7:56pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
2yrs ....aisay 2yrs.dey forced...i was lik i dont wanna..dey were like com on put dis in ye mawt.. Who knew breast milk cld b xo intoxicatin 1 Like |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 8:00pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Mz_®ae'®ae:LMFAO! #TeamGOM |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by MzRaeRae(f): 8:14pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
god_of_music: LMFAO! |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 8:21pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Mz_®ae'®ae: |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by AbuMikey(m): 8:25pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Them nor dey drink liquor or beer belle full #DrinkingResponsiblySinceTimeImmemorial |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by PAGAN9JA(m): 11:36pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
nice thread as usual GOM. For me, it was when I was 14/15. not sure. |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 12:18am On Dec 03, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:Thanks bro You don't wanna share the experiene with us? Was it that embarassing? #TeamGOM |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Emmyk(m): 1:21am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Never been drunk because I dont drink. |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nastydroid(m): 1:28am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Emmyk: Never been drunk because I dont drink.eerrmm who asked you?....just drop ur exprience.if you don't have one just stay quiet and read |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Miner13: 7:12am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Why on earth did you want me to get drunk. Must i taste it before i become an important figure i hate it past shit |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 8:40am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Miner13: Why on earth did you want me to get drunk. you and English get beef |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Emmyk(m): 10:20am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Nastydroid: eerrmm who asked you?....just drop ur exprience.if you don't have one just stay quiet and readWho asked you to ask me "Who asked you?" |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:36am On Dec 03, 2013 |
god_of_music: Thanks bro Anytime mate. No it was not really. we use beer for religious ceremonies, especially before the Sarkin Arna gets possesed by the spirit-God. I was drunk as hell but it was a great experience. I started seeing things from a higher perspective. i just cant describe it. my friends were around me. they told me later that i was talking like a wise guy. i was quite lightweight so i got drunk with a lesser amount. |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Psychedelia(m): 11:22am On Dec 03, 2013 |
...Booked 1 Like |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 3:13pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
deejay_harry1: #TeamGOM |
Re: How Old Were You When You First Got Drunk? by Nobody: 3:14pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:You were probably speaking in an ancient African language at that time #TeamGOM |
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