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I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 2:32pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
With prayer, I believe God can do all things. He is the I am that I am, the omnipotent and all powerful God. Nothing is impossible for Him to do. I actually need prayers for my height. I would really love to have a few more inches. Your prayers are really needed please. |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by obi4eze(m): 2:34pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
How old are you sir? Well, there's nothing too hard for God to do. |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 2:39pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
obi4eze: How old are you sir? Well, there's nothing too hard for God to do. I'm told medically my bones can't grow any longer. I'm above the age. But I know God can do it. |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Drniyi4u(m): 2:49pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
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Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Yooguyz: 3:10pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
every one please ignore rationalmind, he's an athiest. The purpose of this thread is to make a mockery of the gifts of healing. @op, be careful! Many folks have died mysterious deaths because of that ^^ remember Ananais and Sapharia! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 3:18pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Yooguyz: every one please ignore rationalmind, he's an athiest. The purpose of this thread is to make a mockery of the gifts of healing. Hehehe, why r u trying to be defensive? If I'm an atheist, what better way do you think you can win me over with if not by praying for my height to increase. Lol, I suppose ure seeing the silliness of holding God answers prayers n is all powerful. The seed of doubt is being sowed. |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by DKJaleel: 5:03pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
rationalmind: With prayer, I believe God can do all things. He is the I am that I am, the omnipotent and all powerful God. Nothing is impossible for Him to do.inject yourself with growth hormones...available at The Eternal Ministries of Jaleel Plc.. |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 5:54pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
DK Jaleel: Lol, no brova. I need prayers |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by FOLYKAZE(m): 5:59pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Start 40 days white fasting and pay your tithes |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 6:03pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
FOLYKAZE: Start 40 days white fasting and pay your tithes Hehehehe, bro, u mean I have to bribe God before he increases my height. Thanks for your advice all the same. I'm awaiting more responses n words of prayers from our christian brethren |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Image123(m): 7:10pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
rationalmind: With prayer, I believe God can do all things. He is the I am that I am, the omnipotent and all powerful God. Nothing is impossible for Him to do.What do you need extra height for? |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:01pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Image123: Are u praying for me or not |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by FOLYKAZE(m): 9:21pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Image123: His gal is eyeing the tall and handsome guy down the street. Also he is a dwarf. 1 Like |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
FOLYKAZE: . Goot, goot. Exactly. Image, please pray for me. All other christians, your prayers r needed. Since I opened the thread, my height refused to increase. Has no one prayed for me? |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Image123(m): 9:33pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
rationalmind:You don't know how to pray? What do you need extra height for? |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Image123(m): 9:36pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
FOLYKAZE: eeyah, he should go for a lady that is impressed with his height na. If she is running from him because she saw a taller man, nothing stops her from running to another taller man even if he became taller. |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:40pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Image123: Yes. Remb I'm an atheist and a sinner. I can't even remb how to pray and even if I can, God doesn't answer the prayers of the unrighteous. That's why I need you to pray for me. |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:42pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Image123: N uve seen a lady impressed with a dwarfs height( a dwarf who has no money). Let's be realistic bro. She's running because I'm a dwarf. If I can just get a few more inches, she'll stay. Your prayers please bro. I terribly need the height |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Image123(m): 9:48pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
rationalmind:can't help you then. you should repent, then pray or get quality advice. |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Image123: |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by onetrack(m): 10:55pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
I will pray that my god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, makes you go and buy platform shoes. |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 11:20pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
onetrack: I will pray that my god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, makes you go and buy platform shoes. Lol, I hope he isn't short himself? |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 11:31am On Dec 07, 2013 |
So, no single christian can pray for me |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Yooguyz: 11:45am On Dec 07, 2013 |
Onetrack = ooman ? |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by mumumugu(m): 2:20pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
You are destined to be short 1 Like |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 2:57pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
mumumugu: You are destined to be short you mean prayers can't rewrite destiny |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by raptureready: 3:33pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
Hw d prayer go work when u no get even shi-shi tikim faith? Believe first, repent, then we will pray for you... As the bible carry put am... Heb 11:6 ...But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him... |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 6:14pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
rapture_ready: Hw d prayer go work when u no get even shi-shi tikim faith? Ok. I've believed, repented n have faith. Your prayers now |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by raptureready: 6:37pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
rationalmind: Really, that's great news. Now go ahead and denounce every Godless statement/post you've ever made, let us all know that you've truly repented. 2 Likes |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 6:44pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
rapture_ready: before you pray for me? N if I do that and my height refuses to increase after your prayers? |
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by raptureready: 8:00pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
rationalmind: Where is the faith you were claiming to have right now? E don disappear? Then I will refer you to Pastor Kumuyi. Just like doctors refer serious cases to teaching hospital... 1 Like |
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