A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the
equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the
equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was
automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him
with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was
over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the
instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find
any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried
every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally,
he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with
his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!). "Hello, I just bought
a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how
do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the
customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically
once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day." HAHAHAHA !!!