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Milking Machine Test. Lol by Deolaw: 10:23pm On Nov 27, 2011
A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of
town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So he inserted his manhood into the instrument and
turned on the switch and everything else was
automatic. Soon he realised the equipment provided him wt
much more pleasure than his wife did.
When the fun was over, he quickly realised he
couldn't remove the equipment from his member.
He read the manual but didnt find any useful
information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument but no success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier customer
service hot line.
Hello I just bought a milking machine from ur
company. It works fantastic but how do I remove it
from the cow's udder. Dont worry replied the customer service rep. The
machine will release automatically when it collects
five litres.
Re: Milking Machine Test. Lol by mickey339(m): 11:00pm On Nov 27, 2011
Nice one. He shld kip enjoying
Re: Milking Machine Test. Lol by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 11:31pm On Nov 27, 2011
Lol dat guy own don finish

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