I SHALL BE ADOPTING A NEW RELIGION IN 7DAYS TIME. In 7 days time, i will be adopting a new religion. Today, i am a Muslim, but as from next week, i shall no longer be addressed just as a Muslim,but something more. Can you guess my new faith?

Atheism?

Gombs: Atheism?

Atheism is not a religion

bilms: I SHALL BE ADOPTING A NEW RELIGION IN 7DAYS TIME. In 7 days time, i will be adopting a new religion. Today, i am a Muslim, but as from next week, i shall no longer be addressed just as a Muslim,but something more. Can you guess my new faith?

Sounds fishy, I just hope you are not changing from being just muslim to becoming a jihadist.

rationalmind:

Atheism is not a religion

Tot as much...then WTH are you guys doing in religion section? Evn trying to have bragging rights?

You guys shd be in science section or general or Jokes or even literature section.


*just thinking out loud

What is fishy about changing my religion?

bilms: I SHALL BE ADOPTING A NEW RELIGION IN 7DAYS TIME. In 7 days time, i will be adopting a new religion. Today, i am a Muslim, but as from next week, i shall no longer be addressed just as a Muslim,but something more. Can you guess my new faith?

And who told you that you will live till 7 days time? Are you in control of your life? May Allah gives you guidance.....Peace

Pastor Kun:

Sounds fishy, I just hope you are not changing from being just muslim to becoming a jihadist.

Dude, this is just silly.

Gombs:

Tot as much...then WTH are you guys doing in religion section? Evn trying to have bragging rights?

You guys shd be in science section or general or Jokes or even literature section.


*just thinking out loud

Read this response I gave someone on another thread.
Pay attention to the bolded.

rationalmind: Yes, we have to attack all of them for their beliefs
including him because, even if Josh or a few others
are exceptions to some belief systems, we can't be
excluding them everytime we talk.
My friend was told by the pastors she stepped on a
charm when she was small. They told her the charm
she stepped on is responsible for all the problems
she's been having. The discussion went on and on
till she handed them 52,000 naira.
If she had been on nairaland and had been bashed
on her beliefs about charms or the dangers of
believing pastors, hook line and sinker, who knows,
maybe she would had been wiser.
That's what we set out to do and that's what
platteon was trying to do with the thread and the
thread about the Philippines
If josh feels we generalise, he should know we are
referring to the majority and not a certain minority
which he feels he's part of.

Now how is that this:

Religion
1. The belief in and worship of a superhuman
controlling power, esp. a personal God or gods
2. Belief in and reverence for a supernatural
power or powers regarded as creator and
governor of the universe

lanrexlan: And who told you that you will live till 7 days time? Are you in control of your life? May Allah gives you guidance.....Peace

Yes, he is to an extent in control of his life. If he decides to end his life today, he can.

rationalmind:

Read this response I gave someone on another thread.
Pay attention to the bolded.




Now how is that this:

Religion
1. The belief in and worship of a superhuman
controlling power, esp. a personal God or gods
2. Belief in and reverence for a supernatural
power or powers regarded as creator and
governor of the universe

Ummmm



Didn't understand nada bro!

Gombs:

Ummmm



Didn't understand nada bro!

I was explanatory enough

Gombs: Atheism?

Evangelical atheism is a religion quite certainly. Also according to the American Supreme Court and Court of Appeal "atheism" is a religion.

So, it is not impossible (though unlikely in this case) that the OP wants to change religion to (evangelical?) atheism!

bilms: What is fishy about changing my religion?

The fact that it has to take you seven days since your mind is already made up.

The fact that i will be announcing in 7days time doesn't mean i am not practising already.

bilms: The fact that i will be announcing in 7days time doesn't mean i am not practising already.

So why should it take you seven days to announce if you are already practising

Like Pastor Kun suggested, I think you should try Jihadism.

Yea, thats good. I plan to establish a new innovative religion too, to be announced shortly

Its my choice