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Girls Shine Ur Eyes To Avoid Had I Know by Okwombageneral(m): 3:30pm On Dec 10, 2013
Babes as you go home for Xmas, this is how to know
where
guys came back from.
(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story
is from
London (he has no money) (2) Any guy that shares
knock-out and balloons is
from China
(he has no money and he is not going back)
(3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is
from
Lagos (he has no money, he just came to eat mama
thank u)
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo,
Gabon or
Cotonou (he has no money, he came so that mama
will help
him borrow money from the village meeting) (5) Any
guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat
short is
from USA, (they are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho
stature is
from South Africa (he has no money, he only came to
the villa
to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain,
Germany, France
or Brazil (shishi them no get and na them do shakara
pass) (cool Any guy that has red coloured paper money is
from Korea
(their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from
Canada (they
have small but na only drink they fit buy for you) (10)
Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone
and bb
up n down come from
Malaysia and he go sell all of them by January to
complete
travel money. Any guy with so much vodka n spirit is
from europe
na only
alcohol without food they sabi.
Stay with your man oooo,to avoid had I know in
january,by
that time you no go see them again.

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