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Types Of Slap by okeyximo(m): 1:12pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
TYPES OF SLAPS 1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away. 2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol. 3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What did I do?" 4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o! 5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely. 6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!" 7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and hether it's painful or not, you start blushing. 8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. 9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc 10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you. 11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type of slap when someone slaps you and you return the slap immediately... 12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on your clothe. Share the kind of slap you've received before. 2 Likes |
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