TYPES OF SLAPS
1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone
gives you a dirty slap and all you can do
is hold your
face and walk away.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you
are hit, you keep on hearing some funny
sounds in
your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in
your head will start singing Christmas
Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap
that makes someone forget instantly what
he or she
was doing. You find yourself asking
questions like,"What did I do?"
4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone
gives you this kind of slap, you find
yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person on your own accord e.g.
Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do
anything o!
5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you
receive this kind of slap, all you will do is
just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk
away with your mouth opened widely.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you
download this slap, you start asking
questions that don't need reply.
Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"
7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a
boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek
and hether it's painful or not, you start
blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has
to do with the physical reconstruction of
your face
when given to you; the length of your face
will be raised to power two, your eye
socket will calculate its circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP:
When you receive this slap (it proves
effective when it's
given to you all of a sudden),you will be
able to combine and speak all sort of
languages same time like Spanish,Greek,
Arabic, Hindu, etc
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP:
You will start seeing different colours and
your head will turn to a nest whilst the
birds will be flying all around you.
11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's
the type of slap when someone slaps you
and you return
the slap immediately...
12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once
this slap lands on your face, you will start
urinating on
your clothe.
Share the kind of slap you've received
before.