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30 Funny Weird Facts Most People Don’t Know by franklyn009(m): 9:49pm On Dec 11, 2013
1. If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die.
Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.
2. The critically endangered Kakapo bird has a
strong, pleasant, musty odour which allows
predators to easily locate it. Hence, it is
critically endangered.
3. One I learned on here. The male giraffe will
continuously headbutt the female in the
bladder until she urinates. The male then
tastes the pee and that helps it determine
whether the female is ovulating. If she is, it’s
business time.
4. Abalones (a snail) have 5 assholes.
5. Banana Slug joysticks. First off, a banana slug
can be 6-8 inches. The slug’s erect penis be
just as long. Also, their joysticks emerge from
their heads. After s*x, banana slugs eat each
other’s joysticks. They’re also the mascot of
UC Santa Cruz.
6. Dead people can get goosebumps.
7. A full head of human hair is strong enough to
support 12 tons.
8. The blood from a human erection has enough
blood to keep 3 gerbals alive.
9. The word “facetiously” contains all 5 vowels
and “y” in alphabetical order.
10. The national anthem of Greece has 158
verses…
11. Dragonflies have shovel shaped joysticks so
they can scoop out their rival’s sperm.
12. Honey does not spoil. You could feasibly eat
3000 year old honey.
13. There was a ten foot tall ape called
Gigantopithecus that is now thought to be
extinct. The fossil record also indicates that
they most likely buried their dead, which
indicates a cognitive level that only one other
ape possesses.
14. There are more possible iterations of a game
of chess than there are atoms in the known
universe. It’s called The Shannon Number,
here’s a wikipedia article about it
15. If you were to remove all of the empty space
from the atoms that make up every human on
earth, the entire world population could fit into
an apple
16. Duck vaginas have developed “dead ends”
over time to protect them from being raped by
other ducks.
17. The song Coconut (“She put the lime in the
coconut, she drank ‘em both up…”) has only
one chord in the entire song. It is the only
song without any chord changes to reach the
Billboard Hot 100 chart. It reached #8 in
1972.
18. The average blue whale produces over 400
gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only
10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
Happy Swimming!!! :-)
19. A mantis shrimp can swing its claw so fast it
boils the water around it and creates a flash
of light.
20. That completely blind people don’t see
blackness, they see nothing.
21. Llamas are born with an extra pair of fighting
teeth that they use to bite off other llamas’
testicles making them the only fertile male in
the group.
22. Only Asian people have black hair. Every
other supposedly ‘black’ hair colour is
actually really dark brown.
23. The Indonesian Mimic Octopus can not only
change colours, but will mimic the shapes of
other animals, like the flounder, poisonous
lion fish, and sea snakes.
24. One species of jellyfish, Turritopsis nutricula,
are immortal.
25. A blue whale’s penis is 11 feet long.
26. Cats sleep for 70% of their lives.
27. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes and a male
lion mates up to 50 times a day.
28. male elephants sometimes use their penis as
a 5th limb.
29. The brain named itself.
30. Mozart wrote a canon entitled “Leck mich im
Arsch,” which translates as “Lick me in the
arse.”
which one dy very unbelievable?? n which u lyk pass??

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Re: 30 Funny Weird Facts Most People Don’t Know by immortalcrown(m): 9:50pm On Dec 11, 2013
Hahahaha! Chai!
Re: 30 Funny Weird Facts Most People Don’t Know by franklyn009(m): 10:08am On Dec 12, 2013
3. One I learned on here. The male giraffe will
continuously headbutt the female in the
bladder until she urinates. The male then
tastes the pee and that helps it determine
whether the female is ovulating. If she is, it’s
business time.
I find dis very amazing.
Re: 30 Funny Weird Facts Most People Don’t Know by Peterwizzy: 12:00pm On Dec 12, 2013
unnnnnnmmmmn
Re: 30 Funny Weird Facts Most People Don’t Know by franklyn009(m): 8:27am On Dec 18, 2013
hmmmmmm

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Re: 30 Funny Weird Facts Most People Don’t Know by 2bey(m): 4:30pm On Dec 18, 2013
I totally disagree with #22.
Re: 30 Funny Weird Facts Most People Don’t Know by ogbonge9grian: 12:33pm On Dec 21, 2013
2bey: I totally disagree with #22.
me too. My hair is jet black.

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