After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver,"

Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!

And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the! Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God.

I’m gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief Gets on the radio and the cop tell him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: “The Governor?" &! nbsp;

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief! : "The P resident?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John?”

Cop: “No Sir."

Chief: “Then what makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur

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Really funny

this is damn too funny lol

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Ohhhhhhh - this is so nice

Love your joke @poster!!

more! more!! more!!! pls. . .

Moan?
Lol

^^ssshhhhhhhhh Stud!!

no spoil the mood jor!

No vex

@studio, akamu brain,wetin u no understand for this joke now?

Cynthoney, old man don finish for yo village?

u kw y i like u,

u r the first old man i hv seen in years

and ugh! u r an ugly one at that

With dat yo face, even as i don old reach, i still look gud pass u lol

my face is d bomb, i tell u

ask Efe,i was d former miss pretty face 2003 b4 i started building muscles

U still havent checked me out "Yolanda Hughes"

Stud no fit do shi-shi with dat im contra-band phone

Tehehe
My weakness babe hhmm

Sowi O!

shame on u studio and i was actually thinking u were a big boy!

Yep!
I pay heavy for internet browsing- unlike u wey dey browse free for office.
Awuf

cyber dog!

i ll call nigeria Efcc for u or American Cia

u r into yahoo bah

No my puter crashed.
Call anybody u know. I dey naija. No to c.i.a

oh, i just called your President and he said he doesnt kw anybody by d name studio

not to talk abt knowing if his computer is crashed!

y do u kip lying to me Studio?

I dont tell lies- mr president no even know me.

hmmm

U be rat?

oh, be quiet jor!

Babes, I be wan comot now. . .we'll catch up later - no let Stud disturb u too much sha. . .

d president no kw u,who con kw u

abi u dey live for tree? u be squirrel?

Ok lol

hey am new an want to give it a try, this lady calls me for a job interview and tells me about herself.i know we have a receptionist vacancy so i ask her "do u have any phone skills" and with disgusts she says"i called you didint i?"

@original post.u made ma day.what a joke.

STUDIO CFR, if dem never pour comic acid for your body you no go chill. @poster this is the best i've read in days. keep it coming. Kudos