Its no news that there is this piece of crap called "THE DICTIONARY" written a very long time ago by some group of drunk old bearded hairy men who were bored and thought to themselves that the next best thing to kill boredom they should do is just to say "Gibberish",write it down on some piece of brown Scroll with ink and pass it on from generation and generations to come as a "Legacy".

Guess what? Their plan worked. BUT it wont any longer cos BELOW is the right way to define words and understand them better..

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1. Righteousness------- Is when a christian family decides during christmas on not eating any chicken that's not a virgin..

2. Humility------ is when you admit to your girlfriend that your 15year old younger bro's manliness is two times bigger than yours..

3.. Honesty--- is when a police man blocks your car on the high-way and you start bringing out different documents and files, then he looks at you says "Oga, if you like bring paper or written note from "Heaven", you go still pay that N20"...

4..Unity ---- can best be defined as what made the whole of Nigeria agree on eating rice every sunday..

5..There is a diff btw Evening food and Dinner.
(a) Dinner------- Is when you eat fried rice and chicken, then push it down with fruit juice.
(b)Evening food----- Is when you and your three sibling share one pack of Indomie with one head of fish..

6.. Judgemental----- Is when you see a fat girl from distance and you conclude on her size by calling her "A baby cow',only for her to come closer and you realize that she isnt a baby cow like you Judged but an "Adult Elephant"..

7. (a) Maturity---- Is when your Girlfriend of good nine years cheats on you with your best friend just a day to her birthday and you buy her a cake the next day.

(b)Spontaneous ----- Is when you didnt tell her that the cake was poisoned..

8.. Fat and over-weight are two different words..
(a)FAT------ You are fat if you need two bra's just for only a (B)reas.t. One for the actual (B)reast itself and the other bra for just the ni.pple.

(b)Over-weight---- Is when your (B)reast is so big and has streched downwards to your stomach that people mistake your n.pple for "Belly button".

8.Slim and lekpa are diff words.
(a)SLIM-- You are slim if a wrist watch can hold your waist like a belt.
(b)LEKPA--- you are lekpa if the only visible difference between your chest and that of a man is the fact that---- your ni.pple attempts to bring out milk..

9..There is a diff btw RUN and PICK RACE..
(a) RUN--is what you should do when your neighbor calls you to come stand as his witness in the police station. Trust me, If you go, that same neighbor would end up being your witness for a crime you didnt commit. The police might accuse you of killing their DPO when in reality, the man is at home sleeping..

(b) PICK RACE---Is what you do when you see an Armed drunk police-man approaching you, Only for you to touch your back pocket and realize that you have only N15----- N5 short of being 20Naira..

10.. (a) Disaster---- Is what "Hurricane Sandy" did to the Americans no too long ago when it flooded towns and destryoed properties..

(b) Disastrous--- Can be best Defined as how "Thunder ASUU" has been striking Innocent students for the past 6months even when its not raining.

11.. (a) Endurance----- Is when you have written Jamb for good six times without any succes and still have the guts to purchase another form for the seventh time.

(b)Trials---- Is when the result comes out and you scored 199, just one mark short of your desired school's cut-off.

(c)Temptation---- Is when you buy the form for the 8th time and passed, Only for the school of your choice to tell you that ----- they do not admit students with d7 in english.

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Coldfeet:

lol..Why you dey squeeze face?

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