It happened in Lagos few
weeks back. I heard it today in a
BRT bus. This world is becoming
even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a
prostitute clothed seductively by
the road. she was just to sexy to
be overlooked. He picked her up
and abandoned the way home to
a hotel. He lodged in with her. In
less than five minutes he was on
top of her. The prostitute was as
flexible as a snake. When he was
having sex with her, her
moanings sounded like a 'hissing
snake'. But he was carried away
with her moves and didn't really
give his concern to it. The
married man had sex with her
over and over again. Paid her
more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with
the intention of having another
round with her. He didn't find
her on the bed. He heard hissing
sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and
saunters to the bathroom. He
opened the door. His heart beat
drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons talking to each other. He
screamed loudly. The pythons
leaped on him. He ran to the
door and found it locked. The
pythons crawled to him. He
shouted for help and banged the
door. The pythons got to him
and jumps to strike him.
Immediately he woke up! And
almost screamed but couldn't
when he discovered it was just a
nightmare. The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he
felt. He felt something cold
touching his body. He searched
with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin
impregnated with scales. He
finally felt something trying to
swallow his head. He touched it
and discovered it was a big
snake trying to swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark. His head,
down to his chest was inside the
snake's mouth. The snake's
poisonous saliva covered his
face. He started struggling and
struggling. But the snake pinned
him down. He tried to scream for
help but couldn't because if he
opens his mouth, the snake's
poisonous saliva will flow in and
he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully. He kicked his leg, used
his hands but the snake was too
strong. He managed to bite the
snake's tongue. The snake got
wounded and forcefull vomits
him. He looked at the snake with
blood on his mouth and
discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and
smashed the python. The python
collapsed. He jerked up and
jumped out of the bed. He
started screaming for help. He
dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean
and cool. His wife was asleep
aleady. He crawled into the bed
beside his wife and slept off. He
woke up almost at dawn and
discovered his wife has turned
into a snake.. The wife told him
everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead. Before he
could apologise, his wife tod him
she was her mother disguised in
a different body. He cheated on
him with her mother. She so got
angry. The man almost commited
suicide. His wife told him to
return to that hotel and carry her
mother back to the house if not
she'll kill him. He left immediately
and rushed down to the hotel. He
went straight to the hotel room
and found his wife, mother-
inlaw, his sister, his mother in
the room. They were all hissing
like snakes. Immediately he
realised they were all in the same
secret cult. They stood up and
watch him without saying a
word. Great panic gripped him
by the throat. He couldn't talk.....
And the only problem now is **I
don't just know how I will end
this FAKE story...****
Mtcheww www ...Happened in
Lagos my foot..... Fake story
joor ... I'm sorry if I scared you.
Anyway this is one way of saying
*be careful*
The season is not as
safe as it appears.

u tried sha

I almost moved this to front page.

YBNS CEO: It happened in Lagos few
weeks back. I heard it today in a
BRT bus. This world is becoming
even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a
prostitute clothed seductively by
the road. she was just to sexy to
be overlooked. He picked her up
and abandoned the way home to
a hotel. He lodged in with her. In
less than five minutes he was on
top of her. The prostitute was as
flexible as a snake. When he was
having sex with her, her
moanings sounded like a 'hissing
snake'. But he was carried away
with her moves and didn't really
give his concern to it. The
married man had sex with her
over and over again. Paid her
more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with
the intention of having another
round with her. He didn't find
her on the bed. He heard hissing
sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and
saunters to the bathroom. He
opened the door. His heart beat
drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons talking to each other. He
screamed loudly. The pythons
leaped on him. He ran to the
door and found it locked. The
pythons crawled to him. He
shouted for help and banged the
door. The pythons got to him
and jumps to strike him.
Immediately he woke up! And
almost screamed but couldn't
when he discovered it was just a
nightmare. The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he
felt. He felt something cold
touching his body. He searched
with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin
impregnated with scales. He
finally felt something trying to
swallow his head. He touched it
and discovered it was a big
snake trying to swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark. His head,
down to his chest was inside the
snake's mouth. The snake's
poisonous saliva covered his
face. He started struggling and
struggling. But the snake pinned
him down. He tried to scream for
help but couldn't because if he
opens his mouth, the snake's
poisonous saliva will flow in and
he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully. He kicked his leg, used
his hands but the snake was too
strong. He managed to bite the
snake's tongue. The snake got
wounded and forcefull vomits
him. He looked at the snake with
blood on his mouth and
discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and
smashed the python. The python
collapsed. He jerked up and
jumped out of the bed. He
started screaming for help. He
dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean
and cool. His wife was asleep
aleady. He crawled into the bed
beside his wife and slept off. He
woke up almost at dawn and
discovered his wife has turned
into a snake.. The wife told him
everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead. Before he
could apologise, his wife tod him
she was her mother disguised in
a different body. He cheated on
him with her mother. She so got
angry. The man almost commited
suicide. His wife told him to
return to that hotel and carry her
mother back to the house if not
she'll kill him. He left immediately
and rushed down to the hotel. He
went straight to the hotel room
and found his wife, mother-
inlaw, his sister, his mother in
the room. They were all hissing
like snakes. Immediately he
realised they were all in the same
secret cult. They stood up and
watch him without saying a
word. Great panic gripped him
by the throat. He couldn't talk.....
And the only problem now is **I
don't just know how I will end
this FAKE story...****
Mtcheww www ...Happened in
Lagos my foot..... Fake story
joor ... I'm sorry if I scared you.
Anyway this is one way of saying
*be careful*
The season is not as
safe as it appears.

spits on trend and boards my flight....

englishmart: spits on trend and boards my flight....

#dana air

No offence pls,why e be say some pple no dey get sense like dis now.....ehn back to d matter God punish d post(abi shey na thread dem dey call am) now to d author of dis yeye post don't ever Bleep with my fucking time and fucking mb again.....tchew yeye dey smell.

Odward: No offence pls,why e be say some pple no dey get sense like dis now.....ehn back to d matter God punish d post(abi shey na thread dem dey call am) now to d author of dis yeye post don't ever Bleep with my fucking time and fucking mb again.....tchew yeye dey smell.

see how ur brain function-board reads clearly JOKES,what da Bleep where u expecting