I am beginning to think south africans are not
creative! Had mandela been a Nigerian,
1. The
corpse will stay in mortuary for five years to
enable government prepare for befitting burial.
2.
Government will setup a planning committee with
power to award contracts to construct new roads
leading to mandela's hometown. Construction of
new airports, new stadium for burial reception.
3.
The body will fly round the 36 states of the
federation including the FCT.
4. There will be
national aso ebi (uniform) imported from holland,
it will be made compulsory for every Nigerian to
buy, sew and wear.
5. New slang will emerge, for
instance Yoruba greeting will start e ku madiba o,
or eku iku mandela.
6. Our network will produce
new caller tunes e.g to hear mandela's last
breath press 1. To hear the last word he spoke
press 2. E.t.c
7. New products will emerge e.g
Madiba zobo drink. Madiba pure water, madiba
magic soap/cream.
8. Our musicians? Aaaah
5 albums daily to praise the icon.
9. New born
babies will be called Mandela.
10,The igbo man
will start producing madiba t- shet, madiba face
cap, madiba almanac,
11,All network subscribers
will be charge us madiba ringback tone of #50,
12,Police will be asking motories & all suspect
'oya madiba roga'#50 #50 abi you know say we
go do burial for mandela?
13,Igbo man will force
every child born to.name mandela with there
parent pay 50k for each naming,
14,Nff will
organise madiba match with super eagle and
Brazil,
15,Silverbird will organised mr mandela
pargent, m
16,Madiba ticket to watch senima, or
17,The christain will organise mandela night of
last glory,
18,The musician/comedia will
organize all madiba stars show gate fee 20000,
vip 200,000, vvip 500,000,
19,All the next
contract awarded will call madiba for
tranfomation contract, The youth will organise
madibas nite award,
20,All 36 state governor will
host madiba lying in state, @ the end $49 billion
will be spent on mandela burial ceremony, we
will be told they host world leaders like obama,
bush, ban kimo & 200 head of state, Thank god
mandela "madiba" is not a nigerian

but Madiba is not a Nigerian.