http://e-magin.com/if-mandela-was-a-nigerian/
If “ONLY” Nelson Mandela was a Nigerian?? I am beginning to think South African’s are not so creative? Had Madela been Nigerian….hmmmmm;
1. The corpse will stay in the morgue for 5yrs to enable government prepare for “befitting” burial.
2. Government will set up burial planning committee with power to award contracts to construct new roads leading to Mandela’s home town, construction of new airport, importation of bullet proof hearse that will carry the corpse, construction of new stadium for burial reception, new presidential jet, etc.,
3. The national Assembly will pass new budget to accommodate burial expenses.
4. There will be a national aso ebi (uniform) imported from Holland, which will be made compulsory for every Nigerian to buy, sew and wear.
5. During the 5 years of mourning, Governors, traditional rulers, students bodies will struggle to book for appointments to visit and pay condolence to Mr President.

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